Someones going to be hitting the big 6 0 in about four days!!!
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Gary

Congrats Gary.
To bad we didn't know when we were younger that we would live to be this old.
If so we could have taken better care of ourselves when we were young.
Don

Nope it isn't me... I'm a young spring ckicken... just 41. The birthday boy is a real badass though ;)

Gary

Oh My God!
If the birthday boy is really a real badass,then it can only be the really really real badass of the forum,that would have to be the one and only Billy Badass.
I hear he is getting saddle bags for the sporty,so he can haul around all those cans of whupass.
Happy Birthday Billy.

Billy's left saddlebag will be full of cans of whupass, but the right side is going to be full of Geritol! I guess it all DEPENDS which side he'll pick from on any given day! :wonderlan

6 0 thanks not that tall. If you were gonna be 6 5, now that's tall.

billybadassoverthehillbutnotdownbilly

I sure hope that when I'm 6 0 I can whoop azz like you do but thats 20 years from now and who know what will happen in that time

happy billy day, billy

3 days and counting.....

I think in 20 years Billy will still be able to whoop all of our arses with one hand tied to his walker :eek:

Gary

billybadazzoverthehillbikerbilly is being rather quiet on this topic , not a peep out of him :werd

must be starting to light the candles on his cake , he sould be done in about three days :smiliesig

"Heh! You talkin ta me?" That's my Robert De Niro impression! "Heh! You talkin ta me? I know, it's pretty good! "Hey, You talkin ta me? I love to say that! "Hey, You talkin to me"!

Thank you all for the B-day wishes. If I were a weaker person, I would start to cry, but as I have revealed in other posts, I have never experienced such a phenomenon. Please don’t anguish about a gift, unless it is money to buy some additional chrome, a third seat, or maybe a brand new Chopper.

I’m not sure how I am feeling about 60 years old. Reaching 40 and 50 didn’t bother me, but 60, is causing me some concerns. I'm going to have to admit that I'm not the man I used to be. You see I’ve spent a good deal of my life protecting myself and other decent bikers from the mean and vicious biker trash, who ride the roads looking to cause trouble and mayhem. You guys know who I’m talking about! It’s them long haired, snarling, tattooed, leathered up, engineered booted, no helmet, beer drinking, old 60’s chopped and rusted Harley riding freaks.

Just last weekend, I'm riding around town letting folks get a good look at me on my nice shiny sporty. Just as a round the corner at the OneWay Bar some construction workers throw a barracade across the road. The only option left for me is to turn into the exit of the Weenie King. Suddenly four big Hell's Gangsta's, all liquored up, rolled up on either side of me. Heck, I’m just sitting there minding my own business…....like I always do…....and these guys come rolling up looking for some trouble! They all sat on their bikes, grinning at me and revving their engines. They were all running drag pipes and the sound was deafening.

I flipped the faceshield up on my helmet and said "Hi ya fellas"! They didn't even reply! They just kept grinning and revving their bikes. I said "You guys have some nice bikes there, nice jackets too. Ah, I'm just going into the Weenie King for some lunch". They started pointing at my bike and my helmet and started laughing.

Well, I was really getting pissed and you guys know what happens when I get pissed. I finally jerked off my helmet and I screamed, “You dirty filthy stinking Hell's Gangsta sons-A-bitches better clear a path"! "I wearing hearing aids and your loud rusted hunks a junk, is disturbing my riding pleasure". "Oh, and another thing, maybe you don’t know who you're messing with”! One of the guys noticed the XLFORUM helmet sticker and told the others he had read some posts about me regarding my riding and fighting skills.

They gave it the gas and were trying to turn around. I started yelling and giving them the business, "Hey, you have made a wise decision, biker scum". "I was just about ready to give yer Hell's Gangsta asses a good old country ass whup! "Hey, run home and tell your mommies, an XLFORUM guy kicked your asses!

I don't think we'll be havin any more trouble out of thos pussies!
Billy

see billywhowhoopsuponoutlawsforfun its a good thing ya are a creative writer now everyone thinks ya are a true badazz

Oh Billy! (Swoon) You are such a badassbikerdude! Happy Birthday!! :bday

Billy thanks for being a part of our club.
Because of you the roads have become safer to ride.
Happy Birthday Dude.

Darn it all, I missed saying Happy Birthday by about an hour...

Happy belated Birthday Billy !!!

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I hope you had a great day !!!

Gary

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Happy Birthday Billy!

Yeah Happy Birthday Billy!

Happy birthday, Billy!


Do you have a toll free number I can call if I ever get into a sticky situation with some bad old bikers like you did? 1-800-comekickthebadoldbikerboysassesplease:laugh
It would be a treat to see you swoop in on your Sporty with you cape flapping in the breeze!

Have a great birthday my friend!

Happy birthday!
The reason those badasses were scared off is because you 'jerked off your helmet'. Man, if I saw a guy jerking off his helmet I'd run also!! :yikes

You guys are wild and crazy! My wife and kids took me out to eat. The old man paid for it, of course. Here is a list of my birthday gifts:

1. A little antique "Golden Book" intitled "Milkman Bill"
(Back in the 60's I was a home delivery milkman and I have a collection of old milk bottles and toy milk trucks) - I know, I'm goofy!

2. A box of Malted Milk Balls, yummy!

3. A can of cashews, yummy yummy!

4. A antique sign of Howdy Doody advertising "TwinPop" popsicles.

5. A "Matchbox" PT Cruiser! (I have a replica of every car or truck I've owned)!

6. Last but not least - A pair of dem dare Harley D's motorsickle boots, and they are built for some serious bad biker ass kickin!
http://www.bootbay.com/shop/images/hd_84145.jpg