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Does anyone else find it very annoying?

Pot Stirred :p

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=post+whore

Does anyone else find it very annoying?

Pot Stirred :p
Huh?
What?
Meaningless dribble?
On this board?
Nah

and your point is????

I like apple sauce.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=post+whore

Does anyone else find it very annoying?

:p
You ask that like it's a bad thing

:xlrocks :)

What...? :rolleyes:

Not sure... ;)

:).........................

You talkin' to me...? :cool:

!!!! did you say?:smoke

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Welcome to the forum!

:iagree

:banapart :dancesmil :banapart

:iagree with spatial :smoke

:iagree

:banapart :dancesmil :banapart

I think the banannas are pushing it a little

:laugh :D :) ;) :rolleyes: :o :frownone :( :frownthre

:smoke .

What!!!!!!!!

Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 7 seconds:smoke .

you whore! :)

no........

friggen...

yes!!!!!!!

way.............

there.....

be..........

This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds.

Schnapp:smoke

post......

whores.......

Wish I could post quicker

Wish I could post quicker

here????????

:rolleyes:

:doh :p :shhhh

Know how to make a post hormone? Don't pay her!!!! :D

from linkHigh Post Count + Low Quality Post = Post Whore

thats my opinion LOL :)

I have a snake, man!

Can I ask a Dumb question???

Can I ask a Dumb question???

Is this ^^^^^^^^^^^^ it?

whores? where?
not here, no way!!!

I can't....

see why....

anyone would....

want to be...

I have a snake, man!

one-eyed trouser:laugh

a post whore!

I have a snake, man!
I hear Ann does also :smoke

Is this ^^^^^^^^^^^^ it?
:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

OK... I'm a post whore... :)

OK... I'm a whore... :)

You said it not me :laugh

:banadanc :dpepper :banagui :banarock :dancesmil :spineyes :banadanc

I can count to POTATO!!!!

Has anyone seen my baseball?

Posting is the only thing I can whore...

Aw man, I thought I was gonna be all clever and post one word and a bunch of emoticons.... ya'll beat me to it! :rolleyes:

Aw man, I thought I was gonna be all clever and post one word and a bunch of emoticons.... ya'll beat me to it! :rolleyes:
:iagree :werd

I'm gonna start taking $1.00 a post from you whores!

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg

I'm gonna start taking $1.00 a post from you whores!

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg

Love the threads you postpimp you:D

I like tatertots!!!:D

:rolleyes:

my cat's breath smells like cat food...

:D I agree :D

I have a snake, man!

Really? I have a man snake!!

I like apple sauce.

But I like apple sauce.

Can I get in on this?:frownthre

I have seen some pointless threads in my day but this one tops the cake!

I have seen some pointless threads in my day but this one tops the cake!

It's a birthday candle?

D.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.

D.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.
Ummmmm.......no

I don't get it i am bored

:banana Two more posts and I make it to 100. :banana

I can't believe I read this whole fkn thread....

What a bunch

of post whores

:laugh

I like POLE whores...

I have seen some pointless threads in my day but this one tops the cake!
this aint nothing. go to moparts.com and check out the genreal forum.

Thanks!!!

:roflblack :roflblack

Ahhhh, I finally get to meet another San Diego rider....and be a post whore too!

do you guys fight about who is in the lead for post counts and try to out do each other like its some sort of posting olympics?

Dagsportster- you will get another star at 100 (I did) but God only knows when you get 4 much less turn black!
Matt

Ahhhh, I finally get to meet another San Diego rider....and be a post whore too!


Welcome to the forum.. I have not been on the forum for a long time.

Welcome to the forum.. I have not been on the forum for a long time.

Thanks. I just saw your other post about selling the bike. That's a tough decision. I hope it works out for you.

Pirate

Don't like cake. I like pie :D :D :D :doh

Hi everybody,How are you all,great I hope.:roflblack

I do Not Care............

THIS IS WHERE I'M GOING TO END UP IF THIS THREAD CONTINUES TO LIVE...

BTW: I'm a post WHORE! !!!!!! it i cant take it anymore!

http://rioverdeelectronics.com/store/gun.jpeg

*laughs*...

just had to whore in

euhm......

Don't like cake. I like pie :D :D :D :doh
mmmmmm, pie!!

This thread is popular! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A post whore is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons.

Are there really people like this????:) :laugh :p :banana :roflblack :clap ;) :o :frownone :frownthre :banadanc :whisper :dunno :banawala :buddies :bluebanan :eek: :banapart :gun :( :shhhh :censor :rolleyes: :D :tour :doh :smoke :banarasta :dpepper :boxing :banasad :spank :danceele :yikes :banagui :banarock :bananinj :hidechai :thinkbeer :drinkbeer :geek :brocoli :carrot :danccow :sofa :cry1 :banapurp :leekguit :cucumber :bump :banadevi :thinkbeer :welcome :love1 :chop :drinkup :cool2 :mad: :cloudmad :madhead :headbang :surrender :rolllaugh :toungelau :coffee :lmaorof :confused: :smackh :angry :redmad :wifemad :madtwo :cool: :cheers :sporty: :chtwo :drinkbeer :toungelau :bday :headb :help1 :mirror :dancesmil :why :google :dankesaig :soap :lolsign :dammit :rippedoff :hogsign :luvsport :feedback :werd :smiliesig :danceman :boohoo :burnout :nosee :smoker :coffee :banme :prost :helpsign :hmmm :iagree :dankesign :wtf :eek :devileek :nocomment :yoyo :rtfm :hijack :xlrocks :urock :sorrysign :not :offtopic :sorry :usa3 :hipgrl :usa1 :bagpipe :band :flasher :spineyes :chinese :Shower :horseride :rockband :hipg :usaflag :usa2 :bye

I wanna be a post whore. Does it pay well? I am already screwing this up aren't I?

I wanna be a post whore. Does it pay well? I am already screwing this up aren't I?
:welcome Great first post!

I wanna be a post whore. Does it pay well? I am already screwing this up aren't I?


You can't be a post whore till you go to the introduce yourself section!
Welcome to the forum
:tour

this aint nothing. go to moparts.com and check out the genreal forum.


Hey! But that's where I like to hang out! Uh, oh, nevermind then... :doh

Y'all just a bunch of sluts.

Why ??????

Why ??????

Why's not here right now, but he did introduce himself a couple of days ago! :D

Why's not here right now, but he did introduce himself a couple of days ago! :D
Isn't Why in left field?

Isn't Why in left field?

Waaaay out....

"Yeah. How much for a bl..." Oh sorry. Wrong kind of whore...

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/chucky.jpg

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/chucky.jpg
...and speaking of dead horse topics...

http://home.houston.rr.com/djoverclocked/smileys/dead_horse.gif

...and speaking of dead horse topics...

don't go slighting Chuck, wouldn't be any modern day Texas without Chuck. Although I can honestly say I've never seen an episode. I admit without hesitation I'm a POST WHORE:clap :clap :clap

My finger is itching

post whore in training here

Hmmm...:p (*LOL*) with a wink ha ha ha:laugh

You can't be a post whore till you go to the introduce yourself section!
Welcome to the forum
:tour

I feel like a whore who has just been busted by the cops!!! Being a post "whore" might not be as much fun as I thought with all of the post "cops" around. I need to rethink that as a line of work. Now where is that introduction section???

It's raining out today

It's raining out today


My Finger still itches..

on tuesday the sporty i ride is goin to be mutilated see>MTC Voyager :(

:gun

It's raining out today
Rain makes me mad:cloudmad

ANd wet!:( :( :( :( :(

THE PILLS THAT I'M POPING GO POPPETY POP...
IN MY HEAD OF INSANITY I SEE FURRY RED DOTS
IT BOTHERS ME NOT FOR I'M AS HIGH AS A KITE
LEGALLY SO, BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBES.
PROZAC IS CANDY WHEN MIXED WITH A PIE
CODINE IS FUN WHEN PLACED IN YOUR EYE
NYQUIL IS BETTER WHEN YOU ALL WANT TO DRIVE
BUT USING HEAVY EQUIPMENT IS WAY OUT OF LINE
I SOMETIMES GET DROWSY MIXING ADVIL AND SPLEEN
MORPHINE IS FINE EXCEPT FOR THE DREAMS
I ONCE SAW A LAMB DANCING ON GLASS
AND THE ELVIS SIGHTINGS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
HE STOLE MY FRIED CHICKEN WITHOUT ANY A CARE...
BUT THE JOKE WAS ON ME....'CAUSE IT NEVER WAS THERE.
SO AS I DOZE OFF IN MY PRESCRIPTION BOUGHT DREAM.
I WANT MY FREE HEALTH CARE SO I CAN GET HIGH AS I PLEASE.

WHERE AM I?

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?


:roflblack :roflblack :banana :banana :roflblack :roflblack

WTF? Matt

So, I’m talking to my doctor about my ‘jit’ nervous, I’m nervous. And he says, he says, “I know what the problem might be. You drink so much coffee. It’s making you a little jittery.” And I said, “What?!” He said, “Coffee.” And I said, “Yes, thank you I would love some.” So he said, “No. Just that could be the problem.”

And what’s so ironic about this whole thing is, we were talking about my nervousness due to coffee, over coffee. So I think he’s just trying to hook me, and put me in this vicious cycle of discusing my dependence of coffee over coffee thus, reinforcing the dependence and reinforcing his dependence on my money.

So I said, “Maybe we shouldn’t meet in Joe’s coffee shop anymore, and we should you know go to your office or something. And he says, “Well, that would be fine.” And and I said, “Well, do you have any coffee there?” And he says, “No, I don’t have any coffee there.” So I said, “Well, well with all the money I give you, you, you figure you could add a little cup of sanka in there even. You know patient comes in, you give him some decaf at least!

You can’t just go throughout the day without the coffee!

The cup is empty! It’s empty! Like a head on a shelf of a dead man’s office.

Just answer the Fing question Why?????????????????????

:)----------

Just answer the Fing question Why?????????????????????
Why ask Why why? Why can't I say why? Must it be Why that answers you why? I've waited all day to tell someone why! If I can't say why, I think I might cry! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam I am.

Yes, now that you mention it, I am a little overtired. Is it noticeable?:lmaorof :coffee

And for the record, I'm a post slut, not a post whore. I'm doing it just for the fun of doing it; well, that and I'm really, really easy (take that however you want)! ;)

Just answer the Fing question Why?????????????????????


Why? Because we love you!

No one who bought a Drill wanted a Drill... they wanted a hole!!!

This thread makes my head hurt...

http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/567//munch_scream.jpg

This thread makes my head hurt...


Does your face hurt?

















It's Killin' me!:roflblack

:roflblack

Oh Yeahh? (http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm)

:laugh

The cheese is old and moldy.

The cheese is old and moldy.
...famunda:p

The cheese is old and moldy.



El huevos con quesa....


I can also say...

Donde es la biblioteca?

Oh Yeahh? (http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm)

:laugh

Too Funny I didn't realize that was a link. Besides I thought Chuck Norris was gay.

Too Funny I didn't realize that was a link. Besides I thought Chuck Norris was gay.
You need a edumacation, my friend....

While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.
Chuck Norris is the only male to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.
Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.
The letters in Chuck Norris' name can be rearranged to spell "Doom" in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft landed in soil by tasting it.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.




Chuck Norris doesn't get invited to participate in orgies, orgies get invited to participate with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was talking in full sentences, walking and running, and fully potty-trained at the incredibly young age of six months. He learned all of these feats approximately six months after mastering 'the roundhouse kick.'
In 1954, the Japanese government decided to pay tribute to Chuck Norris and made a biographical film about his life. They titled it "Godzilla".
Due to political correctness, U.S. currency will now read "In Chuck Norris We Trust."
At a press conference, a reporter asked Chuck Norris if he spoke any foreign languages. Chuck then roundhouse kicked the reporter in the face, killing him instantly. He then turned to the audience and said "I speak two languages, English and Roundhouse-Kick-to-the-Face."
Ares, the Greek God of war and Athena, the Greek Goddess of war produced a son together. They called him "Chuck Norris the Greek God of Roundhouse Kick".
Chuck Norris was sick only once. They called that era "The Cold War."
The average man can use a razor 7-10 times to shave his face. Chuck Norris uses 7-10 razors to shave around his beard.
Chuck Norris once slept with an under aged 15 year old girl. He was three at the time.
In the event of an emergency, Chuck Norris can inflate his lungs and his chest can be used as a flotation device.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bar to pick up women. He goes to the bar to pick out women.
Chuck Norris is not racist. He hates all races, ethnicities, and nationalities the same. Except for the French. He hates them more.

Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was "more humane".
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.



I'll Roundhouse Your Face. In These Pants.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just, the Islands.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! down.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago (http://www.axess.com/twilight/console), but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris shaves with a John Deere tractor.
Similar to a Russian nesting doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find (http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf) another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own (http://www.who2.com/missingdigits.html).
As a poor college student, Chuck Norris went to the local sperm bank to make some quick cash. He retired later that day.
Chuck Norris recently saw the movie "Brokeback Mountain" and roundhouse kicked everyone in the theatre to death. The movie wasn't the part that pissed him off, it was the fact that they didn't sell babies (http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html) at the snack bar.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Chuck Norris takes no prisoners (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4591226746), but he does take their wives.

Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! off.
The only person ever to beat Chuck Norris in a arm wrestling match was God (http://www.capalert.com/). Although we all know Chuck let him win.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! Chuck Norris is.
If you can think of a swear word, chances are Chuck Norris invented it while in bed with your mother (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:showimage%28%27weallgohoggin.jpg%27%29).



Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Whores?
Try Van Buren Street.

Who's the pimp, Bert?

Hey Man, Someones Sister Got Bit By A Moose

Who's the pimp, Bert?

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Did I hear something about moose knuckles?

I like chicken nuggets. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Ah Huggie Bear.:clap

We appologize for the moose. The moderators in charge of keeping the moose in check have been sacked. Thank you.

I like chicken nuggets. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Awww, man.....chicken nuggets is pieces-parts....

That's NASTY...

:laugh

What exaclty do they smoke in them piece pipes?

Huh:banana

you are all crazy

everyone knows Jack Bauer owns Chuck Norris :roflblack

Jack Bauer Facts

Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
Jack Bauer is the best form of population control known to man.
Jack Bauer once got a taped confession from a mute
Supeermans' only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Jack Bauer made a brief cameo in the film "Stand By Me" as the local bully. His character got so pissed off when the boys didn't let him take the dead body that seven years later, he killed River Phoenix. Jack Bauer never forgets.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer Knows Exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
When someone sneezes, it is only polite to say, "Jack Bauer bless you".
"Jack Bauer" in Arabic means "I'm $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*!ed!"
While you are reading this fact, Jack has already finished torturing your family, your friends, your co-workers, and your goldfish regarding how much you know about him.
Jack Bauer is Arabic for "We're $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*!ed".
If Bauer didnt waste his time making tv-series, then maybe the world would have been a safer place..
Kryptonite is not really from Krypton. It is made from Jack Bauer's crap, that is why it can kill Superman.
Godzilla breathes thermonuclear bolts of destruction and is taller than most buildings. He causes rampant destruction wherever he goes and cannot be stopped except by equally large and powerful monsters and superweapons. And he always goes after Japan, because he's trying to get the $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! away from Jack Bauer.
Contrary to popular belief, the "Monday Night Countdown" segment "Jacked up" does not refer to Jack Bauer. If NFL players were really doing what Jack does, the FCC would not allow it on ESPN.
Jack Bauer split the Titanic in half because he hates Leonardo di Caprio.
Always look before you leap, unless Jack Bauer is chasing you, then you had better just jump mother$@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*!er
Jack Bauer can believe its not butter
Jack Bauer has no trouble handling Dirk Diggler.
Jack Bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris, because it was a pussy
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer
$@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! the kings horses and $@#*!$@#*!$@#*!$@#*! the kings men. Jack can put Humpty back together again.
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo he pistol whipped each terrorist, took their ammo, and shot Tom cruise for calling his mission impossible
Jack Bauer isn't plugged into the Matrix, the Matrix is plugged into Jack Bauer.

:boxing :boxing

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I totally disagree.

*hops on his imaginary sportster and falls flat on his ass but makes the noises anyway and drags himself along with feet*
i have my own sporty now!:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

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deborah2259 (ebay screen name) smells!

You smell that?

You smell that?

Yep. Sorry. My bad. :eek:

See I knew I smelled gerbals!:roflblack

See I knew I smelled gerbals!:roflblack

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IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP!!!!http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg:p


Just ask Three 6 Mafia....

:banagui
we be jammin.

.....................:smoke

Klown, what is that hagging in the tree, in your gallery...

Oh man I thought this thread had died. Oh well.
It burns when I pee.

Oh man I thought this thread had died. Oh well.
It burns when I pee.


Uh Oh!
Got burned by a thread.....

I'm not going to post in this thread cause I like my black stars and if I post too much they will change to screwdrivers or wrenches or something dumb. I wants to keeps me black stars!

163 posts is that it! theres way more post whores here! maybe they are busy whoring themselves out on OTHER FORUMS! CHEATERS!

I like apple sauce.

a week late...

but

mmm apple sauce :P

Klown, what is that hagging in the tree, in your gallery...
A Red panda. Saw it at the nashville zoo. Pretty sucky zoo, I would'nt ever waste my money over there again..................:smoke

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Post whores????

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smelly like fishy, tasty like chicken :smoke

sometimes........................

sometimes........................

The fishy part or the chicken part?

smelly like fishy, tasty like chicken

How the hell do you prepare chicken??? :roflblack

How the hell do you prepare chicken??? :roflblack

I dunno, but it always turns out looking like a banana split :smoke

Hello, is there anybody in there?

How the hell do you prepare chicken??? :roflblack

Not sure... Doesn't he usually just choke the chicken? :rolleyes:

J.W.

Not sure... Doesn't he usually just choke the chicken? :rolleyes:

J.W.

I know how to prepare spanked monkey just as good :laugh :smoke

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Yeah, Kevin! Now THERE's a post whore I can dig! :wonderlan

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Few people understand the whole impact of this....

:)

http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/aa-video.asp

:bump :smoke

Fried Chicken, is good!

Still going

This is what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe up his ass during an earthquake!

This is what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe up his ass during an earthquake!

:confused:

:confused:
You got that right!

Ah Huggie Bear.:clap

Yes...can I help you??

Yes...can I help you??
Don't know, you got about half a million I can borrow?:laugh

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"A.T.M is just wrong." "You never do A.T.M!"

Damn, I feel like such a post whore!

Ah, what the hell....79 is such an uneven number........

Ah, what the hell....79 is such an uneven number........
:laugh :laugh ........................:smoke

I'm nearing my 1K mark, do I qualify yet?

If not I'm bitch slapping you ho's

gotta keep my pimp hand strong...

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: They're small, and they don't give a shit!

:bump .............:smoke

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A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."

A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."

Uhh, I don't know... I usually don't represent family acts....:smoke

"But, this is REALLY special." :roflblack :roflblack

Well alright, show me the act that you have in mind :smoke

I think we're all bozos on this bus...wanna squeeze the wheeze?

I think we're all bozos on this bus...wanna squeeze the wheeze?
Planb.....I never asked...what was plan a?

Ninja's THOUSANDS of them!

And some fists, bear traps and maybe some flying feces.......

And some fists, bear traps and maybe some flying feces.......

The family dog damn dont' forget the family dog!

I wonder how many posts i have, i guess i'll have to post and find out.

879, didnt someone say 79 was such an uneven number... i guess i'll have to fix that

4 gold stars

took a long

time to get. Black #1 is at the end of the tunnel.

"A.T.M is just wrong." "You never do A.T.M!"
Leave it to a Jersey boy to come up with a Dante quote! And sorry, I gotta agree with Randal and Becks on this one...just so long as you don't kiss 'em after!

Never mind i think i'm wrong

Never mind i think i'm wrong

I should have deleted those, but i dont feel like it

I don't know guys and girls but I've seen post counts in the order of 2,000 3,000 so I think we got some typing to do...

I don't know guys and girls but I've seen post counts in the order of 2,000 3,000 so I think we got some typing to do...

steady as she goes

Leave it to a Jersey boy to come up with a Dante quote! And sorry, I gotta agree with Randal and Becks on this one...just so long as you don't kiss 'em after!

Wondered how long it'd take for someone to catch that. Not a jersey boy by birth or so much choice but a HUGE Kevin Smith fan.

I guess none of ya want a bitch slappin...

probably for the best

Hey whores where's my !!!*king money at? :smoke

I don't know guys and girls but I've seen post counts in the order of 2,000 3,000 so I think we got some typing to do...

2-3K? Wow! :leekguit

That's how you make a hormone...you don't pay her!!!! :D

That's how you make a hormone...you don't pay her!!!! :D

:frownthre

planb...I still want to know what planA was....

I can't think of anything clever to say so...

A family walks in to a talent agent's office and say we have a great act. The agent says, "tell me all about it"...

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yeah me too whore, what was planA whore?

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You didn't post that correctly. :frownone

already been there kevin

You didn't post that correctly. :frownone

My bad. It works now. :doh

Tw*t did you say I cu*t hear you I have an ear infu*ksun :smoke

Plan A was to marry Pam Anderson, but that f**king Kid Rock stole her out from "under" me! :D

you fother muckers better come up with some cash, is Steve gonna have to slap a bitch?

AVN, what kinda dog is that in yo avatar. He's pretty cute. Is he a boxer? :smoke

AVN, what kinda dog is that in yo avatar. He's pretty cute. Is he a boxer? :smoke

Nope a shoot fighter.

WTF? is a shoot fighter? :smoke

How many posts you think this will get up to before the clock strike midnight on the east coast?:smoke

WTF? is a shoot fighter? :smoke

Shoot fighting is a combat sport in which two competitors attempt to achieve dominance over one another by utilizing a wide variety of permitted martial arts techniques, including striking and grappling.

Shoot fighting is a combat sport in which two competitors attempt to achieve dominance over one another by utilizing a wide variety of permitted martial arts techniques, including striking and grappling.

I was way off...I thought it was similar to a henway! :D

WTF? is a henway. Shootfighting seems pretty fun:smoke

Plan A was to marry Pam Anderson, but that f**king Kid Rock stole her out from "under" me! :D

She has been passed around between so many overrated rockstars "stolen" is not the proper term. Learn to play a guitar and eventualy you will get your turn.

WTF? is a henway. Shootfighting seems pretty fun:smoke

Yeah what's a henway?

WTF? is a henway. Shootfighting seems pretty fun:smoke

About 2 1/2 pounds! :D

oh fu*k!! I can't believe I fell for that :smoke

What's funny, is I was the dude to actually bust pam's cher*y. How you like them apples! Suck on that tube steak for a while:smoke

oh fu*k!! I can't believe I fell for that :smoke
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