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drumballer
20th October 2008, 23:29
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask,
but
I don't want to offend you.
'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I
would find offensive.
'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.
'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.
'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess; I'm married and
I'm
Jewish.
'

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party.:smoke
'

Flamin883
20th October 2008, 23:49
and he didn't see this coming

drumballer
21st October 2008, 01:42
i dunno man! I've seen some dudes pull of lookin like chick. You obviously havent seen my avatar!! :P