View Full Version : Haloween joke # 2!!!

20th October 2008, 22:29
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask,
I don't want to offend you.

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I
would find offensive.

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess; I'm married and

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween

20th October 2008, 22:49
and he didn't see this coming

21st October 2008, 00:42
i dunno man! I've seen some dudes pull of lookin like chick. You obviously havent seen my avatar!! :P