mhamden
13th October 2006, 15:57
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and
finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice
restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on
the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded
spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to
reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin
and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to
shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"
She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his
eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of
his ear and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!"
finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice
restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on
the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded
spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to
reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin
and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to
shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"
She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his
eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of
his ear and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!"