Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be
a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she
always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks
down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out
of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her
cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed
that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I
decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage
and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

good one... :)

Wow! That's an awesome one!