santansporty
11th November 2006, 02:24
A guy walked into the local welfare office,
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the
counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got
a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter
you'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000
a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin'
me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you
started it."
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the
counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got
a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter
you'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000
a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin'
me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you
started it."