"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this."
--Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a
sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back
to you later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next
life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

LOL LOL So true..................................

I heard one along time ago. One of my friends from Texas said it all of the time.

"Its a whole lot easier lettin the cat out of the bag than it is puttin it back in"