shortysporty05
3rd February 2007, 14:52
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the
kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Margaret looks back at him, a sad look on her face, and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert... ya shoulda bought a hat."
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the
kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Margaret looks back at him, a sad look on her face, and replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert... ya shoulda bought a hat."