wabiker
9th February 2007, 22:12
Chinese wedding night
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all
that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring ...
"My darring" he says, I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I
have heard about... numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ...
"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?":geek
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all
that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring ...
"My darring" he says, I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I
have heard about... numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ...
"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?":geek