Jimbo999
11th February 2007, 20:58
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued...and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated, nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company which it had warranted that the cig
ars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire,"
and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the cigars lost in the "fires". NOW FOR THE BEST PART... ..
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony
from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted
of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24
months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA !
NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS
them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued...and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated, nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company which it had warranted that the cig
ars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire,"
and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the cigars lost in the "fires". NOW FOR THE BEST PART... ..
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony
from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted
of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24
months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA !
NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS