1. Name the movie and the character
2. Post a new quote or let someone else


I'll start

"But why is the rum gone."

How about this one........

"I will rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

1. Name the movie and the character
2. Post a new quote or let someone else


I'll start

"But why is the rum gone."

Captain Jack in P of the C 1

How about this one........

"I will rip off your head and shit down your neck!"


GySgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

obsucre
"shut up and sit down you big bald XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFXLF"

Ok, last one........

"All you mother:censor ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna :censor your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax :censor s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother:censor s are next."

Ok, last one........

"All you mother:censor ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna :censor your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax :censor s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother:censor s are next."

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Ok, last one........

"All you mother:censor ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna :censor your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax :censor s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother:censor s are next."

Jay in Jay and slient Bob strike back????

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."

pulp fiction

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullsh*t you, all right? I don't give a good !!!!! what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."

Chick 1: Why not just carry a knife instead of a gun?
Chick 2: You know what happens to bitches who carry knives?...They get shot.

pulp fiction

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullsh*t you, all right? I don't give a good !!!!! what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."

Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega in Resevior Dogs

Any of you homos call me Francis......I'll kill ya

Any of you homos call me Francis......I'll kill ya

Francis Sawyer AKA Psycho - STRIPES



"All I need are some tasty waves, cool buds and I'm fine."

you mean were smokin dogshit?

Francis Sawyer AKA Psycho - STRIPES



"All I need are some tasty waves, cool buds and I'm fine."

Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High



"You don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays, your toes are still tapping"

you mean were smokin dogshit?

Cheech Marin - Up In Smoke


"chew keep using dat word, I do not think it means, what you think it means"

kev, you have me stumped.....


"how the F!!!, what the F!!!, who the F!!!, how the F!!! did you two F!!!ing F!!!s......F!!!!!!"......"well, it's certainly illustrates the diversity of the word"

funny?what do u mean funny? like clown f:censor ing funny?do i look like a f:censor ing clown to u?

funny?what do u mean funny? like clown f:censor ing funny?do i look like a f:censor ing clown to u?

Joe Pesci "Wiseguys."

"Face it Flounder you f&@ked up, you trusted us. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!"

Joe Pesci "Wiseguys."

"Face it Flounder you f&@ked up, you trusted us. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!"

Animal House - but the character's name is escaping me. Bluto is in the background breaking a beer bottle over his head and D-Day is getting the torch ready, but I can't remember who is saying that.

Was it Eric Stratman or ????





"It's good to be da king"

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/visorview.jpg


I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.


I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings
total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me

Moods are for cattle and loveplay, not for fighting!


Col. Vincent Kane:In order for life to have appeared spontaneously on earth, there first
had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules of the ninth configuration.
But given the size of the planet Earth, do you know how long it would have taken
for just one of these protein molecules to appear entirely by chance?
Roughly ten to the two hundred and forty-third power billions of years.
And I find that far, far more fantastic than simply believing in God

Colonel Kane: You're convinced that God is dead because there's evil in the world.
Captain Cutshaw: Correct.
Colonel Kane: Then why don't you think He's alive because of the goodness in the world


The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it.

There are moments which mark your life. Moments when you realize nothing will ever
be the same, and time is divided into two parts-before this, and after this........ Det John Hobbes, Fallen

Michael: Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.


Dave Bowman: You see, something's going to happen. You must leave.
Heywood Floyd: What? What's going to happen?
Dave Bowman: Something wonderful.
Heywood Floyd: What?
Dave Bowman: I understand how you feel. You see, it's all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It's wonderful.

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Bob: Most people don't know how they're gonna feel from one moment to the next. But a dope fiend has a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is look at the labels on the little bottles.


Bob: You just put a 30 day hex on us, that's what you did. Our luck just flew out the window for the next thirty days.
Rick: Jesus, Bob, you never told us anything about not mentioning dogs.
Bob: The reason nobody mentioned dogs, Rick, is that to mention the dog would have been a hex in itself.
Rick: All right, well, now we are on the subject, are there an other stupid things we aren't supposed to mention that will affect our future?
Bob: Hats. Okay? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Diane: That makes two of us.
Nadine: Why a hat?
Bob: Because that's just the way it is, sweetie.


Bobby: There's nothing more life-affirming than getting the shit kicked outta ya'.


Bob: [to Nadine] Next time you step into the middle of one of my
deals to help me with my arithmetic, I'll sell you to the first
one-eyed carnival freak I can find for a pack of chewing gum!

http://www.iprecom.nl/noorderslag/2001/bandfotos/praga-khan.jpg

"chew keep using dat word, I do not think it means, what you think it means"[/QUOTE]

That's from the Princess bride!


--Who's ass did you kiss to get in here?
-The list is long and distinguished
--Yeah, so's my johnson!

GySgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

obsucre
"shut up and sit down you big bald XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFXLF"

Snatch
Uncle Paulie? from New York.. said to the non-jewish diamond guy, with the two hot twin sisters...

"Ya dad, ya told us"


: Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks!
: We've gotta make the boat!
: Boat? What boat?
: What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!
: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat!
: I beg to differ!

funny?what do u mean funny? like clown f ing funny?do i look like a f ing clown to u?

Joe Pesci "Wiseguys."

"


I think that was goodfellas.

"chew keep using dat word, I do not think it means, what you think it means"

That's from the Princess bride!


--Who's ass did you kiss to get in here?
-The list is long and distinguished
--Yeah, so's my johnson![/QUOTE]

Is that from Top Gun?

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a……..

cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,

four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating,

inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,

dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless,

heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,

spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?"

"chew keep using dat word, I do not think it means, what you think it means"

That's from the Princess bride!


Come-on, whole answer, character's name too... :wonderlan

"DOO - Doo !

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a……..

cheap, lying, no-good, rotten,

four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating,

inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,

dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless,

heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged,

spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?"

Clark W. Grisswold in Christmas Vacation

: Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks!
: We've gotta make the boat!
: Boat? What boat?
: What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!
: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat!
: I beg to differ!

One Crazy Summer with John Cusack and Demi Moore. I can remember the other actor name Cusack is talking to in that scene though.


"Give her another quaalude and she'll love me in the morning."

: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
: Six times?
: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

One Crazy Summer with John Cusack and Demi Moore. I can remember the other actor name Cusack is talking to in that scene though.


"Give her another quaalude and she'll love me in the morning."

I want to say Tony Montanan but I think its wrong...
But its in my head so its bugging me...

How about...
: FECK YOU!
: HEY!
: This is a house of lies!
: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
: I think she said "feck."
: What's the difference?
: The letter "u."

: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
: Six times?
: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

The Great Outdoors with John Candy and Dan Akroid. I don't know who Reg was :doh but he had the "Skunk" hairdo


"Hey you got your wood screws, man?"
"No, why man?"
"Cause I'm about to blow your doors off!!!"

[QUOTE=CT1200;711409]I want to say Tony Montanan but I think its wrong...
But its in my head so its bugging me...

You're correct. "Say 'Ello to my little friend"

well I didnt have one to answer...but here's my contridution:
"Ramblers...lets get ramblin'"

"Hey you got your wood screws, man?"
"No, why man?"
"Cause I'm about to blow your doors off!!!"

American Graffiti?


My fav from Scarface is...
"The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls."

"Normally, both of your sorry asses would be deader than !!!!ing fried chicken by now, but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you what's in this case, it doesn't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to just hand it over to your dumb asses."

"Normally, both of your sorry asses would be deader than !!!!ing fried chicken by now, but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you what's in this case, it doesn't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to just hand it over to your dumb asses."

Pulp Fiction- Samuel Jackson aka Bad Motherf@#ker

"Merry Christmas! Sh!tter was full!"

"I'm your Huckleberry!"

Come-on, whole answer, character's name too... :wonderlan

Indigo Montoya to Viscinii..... From the Princess Bride.

How about....

I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said "I Drank WHAT?"

Mav

Too Easy...

That was Doc Holiday from the movie "Tombstone"

"Jesu christo it make uh de ganglia twitch!"



I would really, really be surprised if anyone got this. It's one of my favorite movies. Probably mine and a dozen or so others on the planet... at most.

Hint: the actor is famous even if the movie isn't.:D

This is too easy, but it's my favorite movie (or my top 5) , so I'm postin' it anyway.

"The Horror, The Horror..."

This is too easy, but it's my favorite movie (or my top 5) , so I'm postin' it anyway.

"The Horror, The Horror..."

Apocalypse now - Col. Kurtz - Marlon Brando

"Jesu christo it make uh de ganglia twitch!"



I would really, really be surprised if anyone got this. It's one of my favorite movies. Probably mine and a dozen or so others on the planet... at most.

Hint: the actor is famous even if the movie isn't.:D

Dr. Lizardo from Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. - John Lithgow, if memory serves.

[when asked who he's calling] "I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your D@mn Business, [person's name]. I'll be with you in a second."

"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes".

Dr. Lizardo from Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. - John Lithgow, if memory serves.

[when asked who he's calling] "I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your D@mn Business, [person's name]. I'll be with you in a second."

Very good!

John Lithgow = Lord John Whorfin/Dr. Emilio Lizardo

The ganglia line is after he administers electroshock therapy to himself (image). That movie has some funny lines, doesn't it?

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/bb_004JohnLithgow.jpg

"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes".

Marisa Tomie
My Cousin Vinny

Dr. Lizardo from Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. - John Lithgow, if memory serves.

[when asked who he's calling] "I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your D@mn Business, [person's name]. I'll be with you in a second."

OMG I was gonna guess that from the text, I could hear Lithgow's voice in my head when I tried to read that.

"Remember, wherever you go, hey, there you are"

:laugh

OMG Banzai fans!:clap

DR. LIZARDO frenziedly scribbles equations on the wall with a crayon.

DR. LIZARDO: G sub e... Jesu Christo! Make the ganglia twitch!...
We're home free... home... home is where you wear your hat!
I feel so break up, I wanna go home!



"Cult Classic" :smoke


Somebody has a transcript of the entire movie online.:geek

I own the "collectors edition" DVD.:geek :geek

Buckaroo ruled... it had Robocop before he became Robocop...
Besides doesn't everyone want to drive through a mountain to see what it really looks like inside? Plus all the 80's jokes...

Ok, been a while, not sure how exact this is

"Screw the man, save the empire!!!"

Ok, been a while, not sure how exact this is

"Screw the man, save the empire!!!"

Gotta be Empire Records, but I have no F'n idea who in that big ensemble cast it was.

Speaking of, there were some hotties in that flick...

K

"at my signal unleash hell"

"strength and honor"

(these are both from the same movie and are said within minutes of each other)

adam

"at my signal unleash hell"

"strength and honor"

(these are both from the same movie and are said within minutes of each other)

adam

Russel Crowe's character in Gladiator - Maximus Gayness or something like that... :p

You know can cheat at this.:yikes




That would be like running nitrous in your Sporty.:banarock





:sofa I'm not advocating either one.

Easy one

"Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only please!"

Easy one

"Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only please!"


Hunt fr Red October:banadanc

This is a good one, should be easy for most, but it says so much...

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless."

"at my signal unleash hell"

"strength and honor"

(these are both from the same movie and are said within minutes of each other)

adam

300? If not, they should have said it.

Originally Posted by xena
"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes".

Marisa Tomie
My Cousin Vinny


Actually, I believe it was Joe Pesci who said that -Vinny - Henry Callo/Gallo

"You get a goddam job before sundown, or we're shippin ya off to military school with the goddam Finklestien-shit kid.......sonuvabich!"

"Ya know what pisses J.C. (Jesus Christ) off more than anything? The shit people do in his name.....wars, racism, the factioning of the religions.......



(anybody except Kev know this one?)

Originally Posted by xena
"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes".




Actually, I believe it was Joe Pesci who said that -Vinny - Henry Callo/Gallo



You are correct, ragman! I love that movie!

Youts! :laugh :doh

"Ya know what pisses J.C. (Jesus Christ) off more than anything? The shit people do in his name.....wars, racism, the factioning of the religions.......



(anybody except Kev know this one?)
Is it Chris Rock from Dogma... the one apostle no one knew about???

"Ya know what pisses J.C. (Jesus Christ) off more than anything? The shit people do in his name.....wars, racism, the factioning of the religions.......



(anybody except Kev know this one?)

I'm gonna take a guess on this one...was it Ben Afflecks character in Dogma?

Originally Posted by xena
"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes".




Actually, I believe it was Joe Pesci who said that -Vinny - Henry Callo/Gallo
Ya I jumped the gun on that one, realized it about 5mins after I typed it.
:doh

oop thats right I think CT1200 is right Chris Rock's character.

Is it Chris Rock from Dogma... the one apostle no one knew about???


GOOD....now the bonus question....

WHY didn't anybody know about him?

A black apostle??? Your fecking kidding me right???
I remember he told the story but I can't remember it.
Money?

A black apostle??? Your fecking kidding me right???
I remember he told the story but I can't remember it.
Money?



Actually it's (quote) "'Cause I'm a Black Man!"

One of Chris Rock's favorite punch lines in his standup.

GOOD....now the bonus question....

WHY didn't anybody know about him?


Because he was black.


OK a long one... I love this movie... A story told by someone in a movie. Just name the movie.

"All right.
There's a serial burglar.
Chased him for a year.
A real slickster.

Captain's riding my ass
the whole time.
-Sentencing was today.
-Judge is female.

That's right. Landers.

ANyway..
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter,
packs his ass-crack with it.

He's standing before the bench,
waiting to give his statement.
Shoves his hand down his pants,
comes out with extra-chunky Jif.

Bailiffs won't come near him.
Now he looks the judge
right in the eyes...
...and licks his fingers clean.

Holy shit.

So the judge says:
"This man's insane.
He can't go to prison."
-Sends him to Psychiatric.
-She fell for it.

Yeah! She's so !!!!ing smart.
By the time she found out,
the guy's already been transferred.
-Proceedings closed.
-Yeah, closed.

He'll do six months
in the puzzle factory...
...and they'll let him go.
Never, ever do a day in prison.
Give him credit. He worked the system,
deserves his freedom."

"I'm in glass case of emotion"

Here's one I'm surprised no one touched on yet.....

"Look at this hat! I bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup.... Looks good on you though!"

Here's one I'm surprised no one touched on yet.....

"Look at this hat! I bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup.... Looks good on you though!"

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. Spoken to Ted Knight.

Because he was black.


OK a long one... I love this movie... A story told by someone in a movie. Just name the movie.

"All right.
There's a serial burglar.
Chased him for a year.
A real slickster.

Captain's riding my ass
the whole time.
-Sentencing was today.
-Judge is female.

That's right. Landers.

ANyway..
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter,
packs his ass-crack with it.

He's standing before the bench,
waiting to give his statement.
Shoves his hand down his pants,
comes out with extra-chunky Jif.

Bailiffs won't come near him.
Now he looks the judge
right in the eyes...
...and licks his fingers clean.

Holy shit.

So the judge says:
"This man's insane.
He can't go to prison."
-Sends him to Psychiatric.
-She fell for it.

Yeah! She's so !!!!ing smart.
By the time she found out,
the guy's already been transferred.
-Proceedings closed.
-Yeah, closed.

He'll do six months
in the puzzle factory...
...and they'll let him go.
Never, ever do a day in prison.
Give him credit. He worked the system,
deserves his freedom."

Lethal Weapon?

"Junior, when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"There's no way, NO WAY that you could come from my loins."

Lethal Weapon?


Nope - Not comedy - at all - but was a cop movie with a black and white "team"

" alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

RAGMAN: The only serious cop movie I can think of with a b&w team was Training Day.

If that's it, here's another:

This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here; "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut.

"Junior, when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"There's no way, NO WAY that you could come from my loins."

I can hear it being said but am having a brain fart

Nope - Not comedy - at all - but was a cop movie with a black and white "team"
Colors?.....

"Junior, when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"There's no way, NO WAY that you could come from my loins."

Buffor T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) to his son in Smokey and the Bandit.

Buffor T. Justice (Jackie Gleason) to his son in Smokey and the Bandit.

Even better...
Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

or...
Hay is she wearing a wedding dress?
[/URL] She was.
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0715274/"] (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000608/)What's she wearing now? Come back. Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that girl's got on. Her mind!

"Mother, that smells sooooo goooood"

"It does, Doesn't it"

"Junior, when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"There's no way, NO WAY that you could come from my loins."

Buford T Justice from Smokey and the Bandit

" alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy

Cheech Marin - Up In Smoke


"chew keep using dat word, I do not think it means, what you think it means"


INCONCIAVABLE!!!!!

kev, you have me stumped.....


"how the F!!!, what the F!!!, who the F!!!, how the F!!! did you two F!!!ing F!!!s......F!!!!!!"......"well, it's certainly illustrates the diversity of the word"

Boondock saints

Snatch
Uncle Paulie? from New York.. said to the non-jewish diamond guy, with the two hot twin sisters...

"Ya dad, ya told us"


NICE!!! i didnt think anyone would get that...

you like dags?

funny?what do u mean funny? like clown f:censor ing funny?do i look like a f:censor ing clown to u?

Who's been F_CKIN KLOWN ??

Oh I'm Sorry, I missunderstood that post hmmmmm....

.................................................. .........................

"Well are you gonna pull them pistols or wistle dixie"

correcting my original post, should have read "Doodee!"

Spalding in Caddyshack when he swims up to the floating Baby Ruth candy bar!!

How about "Shaking the bush here boss, shaking the bush."

How about "Shaking the bush here boss, shaking the bush."


Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke

how 'bout this one...


"The cool Carl Paranski shift!"

INCONCIAVABLE!!!!!

Don't remember the charactors name, but it was the little bald guy on the Princess Bride...

This is a good one, should be easy for most, but it says so much...

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless."

I didn't see any other replies to this so Yoda in Star Wars.

I didn't see any other replies to this so Yoda in Star Wars.

which one???:doh

which one???:doh

I don't know:shhhh

here's my quote:

"Didn't you get the memo?'

"Are you talkin' t' me? Are YOU talking to ME??"

"Refund? REFUND???!!!

"Jester's Dead"

I don't know:shhhh

here's my quote:

"Didn't you get the memo?'


Office Space - Damn TPS reports!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings
total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me


...I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain

... Bene Gesserit Litany against fear. Paul Atreiedes
, Dune.


Originally Posted by Phelan
I didn't see any other replies to this so Yoda in Star Wars.

which one???:dohEpisode III


Gee, I have so many that I would like to use....

............. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to......

or......

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... (this one's extra credit)

"Jester's Dead"

Top Gun, one of those movies I like to watch, but wish were never made...

I rip it apart every time I see it.. (being in Naval Aviation and all)

Lagerdrinker: It was from Empire Strikes Back. Best one of the series, in my never-so-humble opinion.

Sporting Lad: Taxi Driver

Tigger: A Few Good Men & Breakfast Club (admittedly, I had to look the bonus question up - Nicholson's Code Red rant was easy enough)

Here's one:

Person A: We got about five minutes and change.
Person B: 5:32. Swinging on a star.
Person A: You know, they invented something when you were in. It's called a watch.

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em":smoke

"Well aint that lilke putting perfume on a pig"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragman
Nope - Not comedy - at all - but was a cop movie with a black and white "team"


Colors?.....

Nope... one more hint and this is a big one " King Kong aint got nuthin on me!"

or......

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... (this one's extra credit)



I only know the extra credit one.... John Bender - Judd Nelson - The Breakfast Club.

"The way I see it. there's only two possible outcomes with women... Either they DON'T sleep with you... and then there's no reason to ever call them again. Or the DO sleep with you... and then there's no reason to ever call them again."

or

"It's shite being Scotish! We're the lowest of the low! We're ruled by a fiet of a-holes... Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers. We were colonized by wankers! We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by!... It's a shite state of affairs Tommy and no amount of fresh air is gonna make a difference!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragman
Nope - Not comedy - at all - but was a cop movie with a black and white "team"




Nope... one more hint and this is a big one " King Kong aint got nuthin on me!"

Ah, Training Day.

Here's a couple easy ones...

1) There can be only one.
2) Misssster Aanndersssonnn..
3) My friends, You bow to no one.
4) Youre a filthy pirate hooker.

Here's a couple easy ones...

1) There can be only one.
2) Misssster Aanndersssonnn..
3) My friends, You bow to no one.
4) Youre a filthy pirate hooker.



#1 is highlander, they all say that sean connory, the sliced throat guy,the black guy,and highlander guy
#2 is the matrix guy

"The way I see it. there's only two possible outcomes with women... Either they DON'T sleep with you... and then there's no reason to ever call them again. Or the DO sleep with you... and then there's no reason to ever call them again."

or

"It's shite being Scotish! We're the lowest of the low! We're ruled by a fiet of a-holes... Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers. We were colonized by wankers! We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by!... It's a shite state of affairs Tommy and no amount of fresh air is gonna make a difference!"

Mark from Trainspotting.

"Junior, when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"There's no way, NO WAY that you could come from my loins."

Buford t Justice on Smokey and the Bandit.

How anout this one.

"Holy under ware, weve got to do something, weve got to protect our phony baloney jobs gentlemen"

"Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"
"You send that many, don't forget one thing."
"What?"
"A good supply of body bags"

"They can bill me!"

"Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"
"You send that many, don't forget one thing."
"What?"
"A good supply of body bags"

Rambo!!

Colonel to Brian Denaheed (sp)

Person A: We got about five minutes and change.
Person B: 5:32. Swinging on a star.
Person A: You know, they invented something when you were in. It's called a watch.

Hudson hawk (bruce Willis) Funny Good movie

Ok Here's myTrivia:

" You are in Default of your Destiny"
"No, My destiny is Hate, and revenge"
" The choice is not yours to make, when I died you became the Fist"
"No"
"By your own hand you have set your Destiny in Motion: Fist of the North Star!"

Name Either Character or Actor :D

"now what we got here is a failure to communicate"

flkskevin will get this one!

Episode III



Lagerdrinker: It was from Empire Strikes Back. Best one of the series, in my never-so-humble opinion.



Wouldn't that be Episode V <--- five.

I mean the first movied was Four, and the second Five, third Sixth, then fourth was Episode ONE... etc...

:geek

GySgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

obsucre
"shut up and sit down you big bald XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFXLF"

Actuaslly it's from Doctor Detroit. Dan Akroyd uttered it :)

1:Everything we ever dreamed of
is in that gas tank.

2:I'm fixin to r.u.n.n.o.f.t

guess those two

1:Everything we ever dreamed of
is in that gas tank.

2:I'm fixin to r.u.n.n.o.f.t

guess those two

#2 is the boy from O Brother Where art Thou...

Try this one:
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."

also from the same movie:

"It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."

1:Everything we ever dreamed of
is in that gas tank.

2:I'm fixin to r.u.n.n.o.f.t

guess those two



The first one is Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider

As was mentioned the second one is the son of one of the trio's cousin when he drove the truck into the barn to rescue the trio in O Brother Where Art Thou.

"You better lock it!
No, you lock it up!
You lock it up!
You lock it up!
You lock it up!
Lock it up! "

Here's a couple easy ones...

1) There can be only one.
2) Misssster Aanndersssonnn..
3) My friends, You bow to no one.
4) Youre a filthy pirate hooker.

3) Lord of the Rings The Return of the King, Aragorn to the Hobbits
Hadn't seen any replies to this one. Roger

Forgot to add a quote. "This place has a sign hanging over the urinal that says don"t eat the big white mint

Animal House - but the character's name is escaping me. Bluto is in the background breaking a beer bottle over his head and D-Day is getting the torch ready, but I can't remember who is saying that.

Was it Eric Stratman or ????







"It's good to be da king"

Kent Dorfman, the legacy from Harrisburg! Flounder was his pledge name.

funny?what do u mean funny? like clown f ing funny?do i look like a f ing clown to u?




I think that was goodfellas.

Yep, you're right!

Kent Dorfman, the legacy from Harrisburg! Flounder was his pledge name.

Kev, it was Eric Stratman, "Otter" who said that to "Flounder".

"You better lock it!
No, you lock it up!
You lock it up!
You lock it up!
You lock it up!
Lock it up! "


Wedding Crashers...Vince Vaughn and Owne Wilson...

"Hey you got your wood screws, man?"
"No, why man?"
"Cause I'm about to blow your doors off!!!"

Wooderson and Benny from Dazed and Confused, one of my favorite all time movies

Wouldn't that be Episode V <--- five.

I mean the first movied was Four, and the second Five, third Sixth, then fourth was Episode ONE... etc...

:geek
Episode I - The Phantom Menace - We meet Anakin and Jar-Jar and everyone else
Episode II - Attack of the Clones - We find out how the Empire has such a large army
Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - Anakin becomes Darth Vader
Episode IV - A New Hope - We meet Luke and Laya etc...
Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - Luke Begins his training with Yoda
Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - Luke finishes his training and has a party with some ewoks...
Mind you this is just a very simple time line here...
But Kev is correct it was from Ep V Empire...

Heres another one...

This should be easy...

"We've got bush!"

A box set was just recently released of this.

Revenge of the Nerds

Got to love Booger

Here is another one for ya. One of my favorties.

"Change my Tires!!"

Here's one I've actually used a lot lately.

"....Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
From the movie.......Gone With The Wind

I paraphrase it some so when I say it it does sound just a little different. ;)

Try this one:
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."

also from the same movie:

"It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."

saving private ryan, the sniper praying, and the needles comment was tom hanks?


try this one:


there's mines over there, and watch out those goddam monkeys bite

saving private ryan, the sniper praying, and the needles comment was tom hanks?


try this one:


there's mines over there, and watch out those goddam monkeys bite

Apocolypse Now.


You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
...big !!!!ing teeth, man.
Yeah... big !!!!in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Shivering.
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
And you got these !!!!ing claws and these fangs...
And you got these !!!!ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
You're like a big bear, man.
So you're not just like !!!!ing with me?
No I'm not !!!!ing with you.
Honestly, man.

Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!

Apocolypse Now.


You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
...big !!!!ing teeth, man.
Yeah... big !!!!in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Shivering.
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
And you got these !!!!ing claws and these fangs...
And you got these !!!!ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
You're like a big bear, man.
So you're not just like !!!!ing with me?
No I'm not !!!!ing with you.
Honestly, man.
That would be The Sacred Quote from Swingers. "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man." Always loved that movie!


"This job would be great if it wasn't for the :censoring customers."

- pretty easy one, but since I've uttered it (as well as other quotes from this movie) so many times at a previous job, it just needed to be included.

Kev, it was Eric Stratman, "Otter" who said that to "Flounder".

To be correct, I looked it up. Bluto said to start drinking heavily. Otter told Flounder he f$#ked up!

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!!!

Here's one:

Person A: We got about five minutes and change.
Person B: 5:32. Swinging on a star.
Person A: You know, they invented something when you were in. It's called a watch.

Hudson Hawk

I haven't seen anyone get mine yet.

Not American Graffitti.

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!!!

aint that from Talladega nites?

here's my favorite quote:

"F:censor k Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the titanic."

Wooderson and Benny from Dazed and Confused, one of my favorite all time movies

nevermind time for my next one.

"Your not going to do what I think you're going to do?"

"Yea I think so.... you got my back, bro?"

"Yea."

"Alright put on your seatbelt."

"Your doin' some real Dukes of Hazzard s:censor t, (character's name)!"

Here is another one for ya. One of my favorties.

"Change my Tires!!"

Days of Thunder, Cole Trickle

nevermind time for my next one.

"Your not going to do what I think you're going to do?"

"Yea I think so.... you got my back, bro?"

"Yea."

"Alright put on your seatbelt."

"Your doin' some real Dukes of Hazzard s:censor t, (character's name)!"

Would that be 2 Fast 2 Furious... I hate that I actually think I know this.
Ahhh Brian to whatever Tyrese's character name was as they are about to jump the YSC onto a boat. And that was the Yenko Super Camero...

that yenko is now in my home town someone bought it at some ridiculous auction.... payed a shit load for it and the paint and some of the interior is the only thing yenko about it. it actually a pretty shitty ol 350 in it

Typical American movie cars, all show no go.
Not since any of the 70's car movies has there been any good cars in a movie.
Plus the ol 350 is just easy to get parts for when they break them.

"Hey You Guuuuys"

"Jesu christo it make uh de ganglia twitch!"



I would really, really be surprised if anyone got this. It's one of my favorite movies. Probably mine and a dozen or so others on the planet... at most.

Hint: the actor is famous even if the movie isn't.:D

So I'm flippin' around the channels tonight, and sure enough, what's on the Space Channel? The very same, Buckaroo Banzai! I don't think I've ever seen this show up on network TV before; Ed, I don't know it was just pure coincidence that, prior to your quote, I haven't heard Banzai mentioned in years and suddenly it's on TV or if you had something to do with it Ed, but whatever it was, it worked!

Ed, if you did have some mojo influence on it, by any chance do you take requests? :o

"Hey You Guuuuys"


Uh. ROCKY ROAD !!!

Thats Sloth from Goonies !!!

Boody traps !

"Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. "

"Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. "

Easy: Back to the Future.

Any one know the source of these (from the same movie):
"It's a trick... get an axe." and "Gimme some sugar baby."

Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Whales.

"DYING AINT MUCH OF A LIVING BOY"

how 'bout this one...


"The cool Carl Paranski shift!"




As far as I can tell no one has figured this one out. Have I stumped the panel?

"They can bill me!"

Ripley - Aliens

"here lies Jack Beauregard, nobody was faster"

hey kevin , is it the bad news bears?

"I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?"

the jerk???????


shakin' it up here boss

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em":smoke

"To Hell and Back" Audie Murphy, playing Audie Murphy

"Thank YOU, Chuck Norris..."

Yo check it blee...bro was one. Didn't trip but the folks was freaking. Pilot's laid to the bones holms...laid that plane down like a mother ...shit.

Yo check it blee...bro was one. Didn't trip but the folks was freaking. Pilot's laid to the bones holms...laid that plane down like a mother ...shit.

One of the brother that spoke "Jive"on Airplane II the Sequel..

As far as I can tell no one has figured this one out. Have I stumped the panel?

"The cool Carl Paranski shift."

Coach Buttermaker...a.k.a...........Walter Matthau

The Bad News Bears.

Your alternate targets are an accordian factory and a mime school.

Is that your services, fear mongering? Live free or die
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X_2SJ0RF1RE

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em":smoke

If no one has answered this one yet, it is Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs!

Here is one:

"Who wants a Moustache Ride!!!"
"I vant one, I vant one!!!" (Read like it sounds)

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

christmas story with gavin mc cloud



"mellow... mellow ohhhmmmm... mellow................RRROOOOAAAAARRRRRR ?

"Whatever you do, don't cross the streams"

"Whatever you do, don't cross the streams"

"Ghostbusters". I believe the quote came from Harold Ramis' character.

"Thank YOU, Chuck Norris..."

DODGEBALL:D :D

Any one know the source of these (from the same movie):
"It's a trick... get an axe." and "Gimme some sugar baby."
No one? Here's a hint: there's a connection to the new Spiderman movies.

"Thank YOU, Chuck Norris..."

Isn't that from one of the 'Karate Kid' movies?

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em":smoke

Easy as this quote has been used in MANY movies... MANY movies....

"One of 'em took a shit on the dashboard of my car, Mom. How's that for rational?"

No one? Here's a hint: there's a connection to the new Spiderman movies.

Army Of Darkness?

A couple of good responses to my Bad News Bears quote.


Here's a new one....

Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.

No. I'm a vegetarian.

No one? Here's a hint: there's a connection to the new Spiderman movies.

The great Evil Dead series that ended with Army of Darkness !!!

Army Of Darkness?

The great Evil Dead series that ended with Army of Darkness !!!

:clap Yes!!! :clap One of my favorites.

Here's an old one!


"SERPENTINE, SHEL! SERPENTINE!

And from the same movie....

"I have flames on my car!"

:smoke

Here's an old one!


"SERPENTINE, SHEL! SERPENTINE!

And from the same movie....

"I have flames on my car!"

:smoke

California kid?

Here's an easy one...


Klatu Barrada Nickto!

If no one has answered this one yet, it is Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs!

Here is one:

"Who wants a Moustache Ride!!!"
"I vant one, I vant one!!!" (Read like it sounds)

Supertroopers! Great stupid movie, I've seen it several times...

"We need to get out of this town Harry, We need to go somewhere where the beer flows like wine, a place where beatiful women flock like the salmon of Capistrano!"

"We need to get out of this town Harry, We need to go somewhere where the beer flows like wine, a place where beatiful women flock like the salmon of Capistrano!"

Dumb and Dumber. :laugh

"One of 'em took a shit on the dashboard of my car, Mom. How's that for rational?"

Nobody knows this one?

Here's an old one!


"SERPENTINE, SHEL! SERPENTINE!

And from the same movie....

"I have flames on my car!"


__________________




California kid?


Nope. ... anyone else wanna try?

Here's an old one!


"SERPENTINE, SHEL! SERPENTINE!

And from the same movie....

"I have flames on my car!"

:smoke

The IN-Laws?

Here's an old one!


"SERPENTINE, SHEL! SERPENTINE!

And from the same movie....

"I have flames on my car!"


__________________


The IN-Laws?



YES! Good!:clap The ORIGINAL In-Laws with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin!

I roll on the floor every time I watch that!

YES! Good!:clap The ORIGINAL In-Laws with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin!

I roll on the floor every time I watch that!

Good movie - it seems to pop up on TV every 10 years or so.

Here's one - "Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about a fu$king mask!"

Vanilla sky:p
Here's one "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"

Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!

Tweet, Tweet...

Your alternate targets are an accordian factory and a mime school.

C'mon! No takers on this one?

C'mon! No takers on this one?

I think it was actually "your secondary targets..."

Vanilla sky


Yeah - you got it - nice catch.

Thanks for the correction...and I assume you know the film?

Thanks for the correction...and I assume you know the film?

Hot Shots...

"While I'm down here trying to save this man's life, you're up there making FART jokes."

buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms...

Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

Death for running a stop sign? And for being a banker. That's the double death.

Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.

Nobody knows this one?

How about another hint?

buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms...

I can see Clint Eastwood saying it, but I can't remember the movie...

I can see Clint Eastwood saying it, but I can't remember the movie...

Outlaw josie wales when the kid helps him kill the bounty hunters and the kid wonders if they should bury them before they leave.

Death for running a stop sign? And for being a banker. That's the double death.

Dan Ackoryde (SP?) and Chevy chase in a movie I can't remember the title of. ARGGGHH !! It had trouble in the title but that's all I can remember.

Klattu Verada Nickto is ofcourse again army of darkness.

How about this "Shop smart shop S-Mart"

"Jump in the fkn RIVER"

Billy-Bob Thornton to John Cusack in "Pushing Tin"

Here's another one:

"Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies...and I have."

How about another hint?

"Look kid, I know you don't have money fallin' out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here."

ARGGGHH !! It had trouble in the title but that's all I can remember

Nothing but...

You got it.

Klattu Verada Nickto is ofcourse again army of darkness.



the day the earth stood still :smoke

http://www.fathom.com/feature/122287/3175_8dayearth_lg.jpg

Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.


The redneck Mechanic talking to Chevy Chase "Clark Griswold" in Vacation.

"I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."


Any Idea's Folks...?

:rolleyes:

The redneck Mechanic talking to Chevy Chase "Clark Griswold" in Vacation.

You da man...

"I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."


Any Idea's Folks...?

:rolleyes:

The Big Sleep.

The Big Sleep.

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Well how about this... another easy one...


"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

One of my all time movies...

"Look kid, I know you don't have money fallin' out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here."


Is it Christine?

Hooty:smoke

How about another Family Vacation one.

"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get back to the interstate?

F*&% yo moma!!

Thank you very much!


Hooty:smoke

Is it Christine?

Hooty:smoke

SMART :spank

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :shhhh

Is it Christine?

Hooty:smoke

That's it. :)

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Well how about this... another easy one...


"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

One of my all time movies...

Blade Runner?

How 'bout this one:

Kowalski, and the keys for a sawed-off weekend. Well you're both welcome.

This one is a little more mainstream, and apropos for next weekend:

Killin' generals could get to be a habit with me.

Who's motorcycle is that ? It's not a motorcycle hunni , it's a chopper!
Well who's is it? It's Zeds
Who's Zed? ZED's dead hunni Zeds dead!

Who's motorcycle is that ? It's not a motorcycle hunni , it's a chopper!
Well who's is it? It's Zeds
Who's Zed? ZED's dead hunni Zeds dead!

Pulp Fiction!

yep!! ding ding ding we have a winner! i love that quote of the movie.

"While I'm down here trying to save this man's life, you're up there making FART jokes."

Old classic...

"If you're nervous, count your toes...I'll do the mastermindin' around here..."

"What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?!"

"If you're nervous, count your toes...I'll do the mastermindin' around here..."

That was John Wayne in sands of iwo jima, as sergeant stryker, when they were on the beach at tarawa...sorry, it was memorial day weekend...i even missed "power block" for all the old war movies...I'm sorry courtney hansen, forgive me!!!

JR

"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin
or the plumber may seek warmer climates in winter yet these are not
strangers to our land."

Should be a easy one.

That's King Arthur replying to the Tower Guard in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The question asked what in regards to the air speed velocity of a laden swallow (carrying coconuts)...

you low-down dirty scoundrel you just shot an un-armed man well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his sallon with my friend

clint eastwood and gene hackman in unforgiven

just when i get to liking some-one they aint around long well i noticed that when you get to disliking some-one they aint around long either

clint and the old cherokee indian in the out-law josey wales

just when i get to liking some-one they aint around long well i noticed that when you get to disliking some-one they aint around long either

Another outlaw josie wales quote


Get busy livin or get busy dyin

I have a few for you guys. The first 3 are from the same movie and said by the same person (probably not a very well known movie).

"Where are the rites of passage? Initiations of the young to endure. How can they ever become true adults?We live in a world full of people wearing middle aged bodies. Yet they stumble to a crawl in their minds.We all must go through a rite of passage.It must be physical. It must be painful. And it must leave a mark."


"sure you can be as evil as hell on the inside but do one thing to better modify your physical appearance say.....tattoo your face and man do people freak out. That’s what’s wrong with our society today. No room for creativity"


"Pain is a uniquely personal experience."



And on to another one of my favorite movies and a more well known...

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told....It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying."

Nobody puts Baby in a corner...

Nobody puts Baby in a corner...

This would be from Dirty Dancing and Johnny Castle (Patrick Swazye) said it.

silence of the lambs

silence of the lambs

Silence of the Lambs would be correct for the 2nd movie, but who said the lines? *hint* I quoted 2 different people from Silence of the Lambs.



And anyone know the who said the 3 quotes from the 1st movie and what the movie is?


peace--

"That's what it's all about. Guns and butter..."

When I was looking up the exact line for this quote, I found that the same actor said, "It's very difficult for a woman to teach a boy how to become a man."

"Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies...and I have."

Can't believe nobody's gotten this one yet!

Can't believe nobody's gotten this one yet!

I think Crow or Tom Servo said it in Broken Arrow. God i miss MST3K

Obscure movie from the mid eighties that I loved.

"Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork."

Obscure movie from the mid eighties that I loved.

"Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork."

Sounds familiar, but I just can't think of it....

How about this one...

"Did you give her the motorboat John?" "You motor-boatin' son of a bitch!"

Here's one: "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Sounds familiar, but I just can't think of it....

How about this one...

"Did you give her the motorboat John?" "You motor-boatin' son of a bitch!"

Wedding Crashers.

Wedding Crashers.

Best part of that whole movie.:clap

I will tear your soul apart