Water out again with nothing but beer to drink

[bigjnsa]

I get home just a few minutes ago and there's the City water utility repairing another water main in my subdivision. Argh.. This is like 4 times this year, but that's to be expected with our Mother of all droughts this year.

Anyway, I'm dirty, I stink, I really need to take a shower but can't!!

Since there's no water, the only thing I have to drink is beer.... So...... I'm starting early tonight! There's water in beer so I'm getting my needed water and a nice buzz....

[72Iron]

Go jump in the pool, and if you don't have one, hell use a neighbor's!!! :D

[edwilson29]

And the problem is...........?

[bigjnsa]

Go jump in the pool, and if you don't have one, hell use a neighbor's!!! :D

I've been tempted to buy a kiddie pool for just this occasion!

[bigjnsa]

And the problem is...........?

There is no problem.. just that I stink of BO after the ride home.

[Weo]

That sucks. :(

I know you're kind of kidding with the beer, I think... You know beer makes you pee more than you drink... so it actually dehydrates you.

[xena]

That sucks. Any lake or pond within close proximity?
It may not be a shower but it would be
better than nothing. Bring the beer with ya
and on the way home stop and buy some
bottled water to drink. :)

[SGT.NICK FURY]

well suck that water is down ...but hey ...you can always pound down the brews, forget about the bo and go spend some time with the other lady [the sporty] ....getting new ideas
just my 2 cents lol

[edwilson29]

There is no problem.. just that I stink of BO after the ride home.

hahaha!!!!

I know the feelin.......been there.....


Drink enough and you will forget about the B.O.....or just won't care..... and hopefully you will wake up and the water will be back on....

Of course you will need to wash the sheets...LOL...

[racerwill]

well suck that water is down ...but hey ...you can always pound down the brews, forget about the bo and go spend some time with the other lady [the sporty] ....getting new ideas
just my 2 cents lol

getting some rep for mentioning Sporty in this thread........

carry on

Ww

[bigjnsa]

hahaha!!!!

I know the feelin.......been there.....


Drink enough and you will forget about the B.O.....or just won't care..... and hopefully you will wake up and the water will be back on....

Of course you will need to wash the sheets...LOL...

Its 9:15pm and the water is finally back on... Beer number 6 is down.. Time for a shower ;)

[snowman]

Its 9:15pm and the water is finally back on... Beer number 6 is down.. Time for a shower ;)

And don't forget to flush...:roflblack:roflblack:roflblack

[rabidchimp]

I'm gonna pretend I have no water to drink for the rest of my life. Hee Hee. Beer me!
-Aaron