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flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:22
I believe.............


I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.

I believe............



I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:24
You may not beable to baptize cats....But you can look at kitty porn....Thats allmost baptism aint it??

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 18:32
I believe you should never play leapfrog with a Unicorn!!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:33
I believe..........

this is why they invented indoor pluming

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/sherryscherries/outhousewinter.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:35
I believe.............



My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:36
I believe....

That I just farted and it stinks like $hit.

I believe.....

That the fart was fresh off a turd.

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 18:38
I believe you should never slap a man who chews Tobacco!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:39
I believe ..........




I found proof of globel warming








http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/sherryscherries/globalwarming.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:42
I believe......

That Flatty has proven global warming without a doubt

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 18:43
If a cow laughs too hard, does milk come out of its nose?

I believe you should never trust a dog to watch your food.

I'm desperatly trying to figure out why kamakazi pilots wore helmets.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away barefoot, and you've got his shoes.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

I believe the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I believe that for every door that closes another will open -- but the hallways are real drag.

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:44
I believe........

I'm glad its the weekend
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h40/sherryscherries/file034MA16077847-0037.jpg

jamman
9th June 2007, 18:47
i believe,
Hellrazur , has a little sugar in his tank....

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 18:48
I believe I like boobies and beer!!

Hooty:smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:49
I believe .......



That anyone from Kentucky is allright
Unless you see somthing wrong with someone whos slackjawed and crossedeyed:p :p :tour :smoke

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 18:52
I believe......

That it's okay to talk shit about the Amish people on the internet, because they'll never find out about it.

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:52
I believe I like boobies and beer!!

Hooty:smoke

I believe your right


4YRZV14zD-k

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 18:52
I believe....

Hellrazur should be the poster child for birth control!!:laugh

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 18:54
I believe ..........

my cats gone insane, he's tarin up the house right now

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:56
I believe.........




That I am the best looking man to have ever $hit between a pair of boots.
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/05-26_Skyline10.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 18:56
I believe....

My cats a pussy!

Hooty:smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 18:59
I belive.........



That its a good thing that there are still people on the fourm that knows how to have fun and rag on eachother!

Y2K
9th June 2007, 18:59
I'm desperatly trying to figure out why kamakazi pilots wore helmets.



I believe that's too fu@k'n ironically g@d dam^^ FN funny http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d173/y2keglide/biker.gif

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:00
I believe.....

Boobies, beer and pussy all in the same thread is a good thing!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:00
I believe..........

this guy had one too many


http://www.monkey.net/archives/irishyogasm.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:01
I believe..........

this guy had one too many


http://www.monkey.net/archives/irishyogasm.jpg

I believe...

That's me at the INKY run last weekend!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:03
I believe.......

this is just too XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFin funnie for words


http://www.monkey.net/archives/airbags.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:05
I believe .......

I'm not eating here


http://www.monkey.net/archives/hotdogsign.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:05
I believe....

You're right!

Hooty:smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 19:06
I believe.........



That we all must be bored to death

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:08
I believe........

this is the king of mullets

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/arielwise/RedNeck.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:10
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/arielwise/RedNeck.jpg

I believe...

That's what happens when cousins marry!
Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:14
I believe..........

this guy needs a boat

http://www.brownsmarina.com/images/tableboat.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:16
I believe..........

in being prepared for the big one

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/redneck_tornado_shelter.jpg

doxbike
9th June 2007, 19:19
I believe.......

this is just too XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFin funnie for words


http://www.monkey.net/archives/airbags.jpg

OMG! He'p me, He'p me. Hate to meet this one in a dark alley, or a lit one for that matter.

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:20
I believe....

We all need a drink!

I believe.....

I'm gonna go have one!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:21
I believe.........

I found hoosies baby pic

http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/cookies.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:22
I believe.........

I found hoosies baby pic

http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/cookies.jpg

I believe....

I'm LMFAO right now!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:22
I believe..........

I really do

http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/wish-they-were-brains.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:24
I believe.....

Hell I don't know what to believe anymore!

Hooty:smoke

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:26
I believe.....

Old Harleys are sweet!

Hooty:smoke

doxbike
9th June 2007, 19:28
I believe......

Once you're over 50 the rules change:

1. Never pass a rest stop.
2. Never ignore a woody.
3. Never trust a fart.:frownthre :yikes :banasad

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:29
I believe..........

theres better ways to change a lightbulb

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/pic1258.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:30
I believe ........


I'm not worried about this cop

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/mexicanpolice.jpg

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 19:32
I believe....

I'm going to the titty bar, c-ya!:D

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:35
I believe..........

I'd find another job

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/worstjob.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:43
I believe ........


someone just got busted

http://moronland.net/media/pictures/Dirty-Car.jpg

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 19:50
I believe.....

BillyBadAssBikerDude has been working out

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/224920.jpg

wabiker
9th June 2007, 19:50
I believe.........




That I am the best looking man to have ever $hit between a pair of boots.
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/05-26_Skyline10.jpg

I believe....
That guy looks like he just took a shiiite between his boots, and he trying to keep his pants from falling down cuz of it.:D

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 19:52
I believe....

Wabiker needs to see a dentist :laugh

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:52
I believe.................


I'm speechless

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/flexible_stripper.jpg

wabiker
9th June 2007, 19:56
I believe.................


I'm speechless

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/flexible_stripper.jpg
I believe....
Hooty finally found his way Home from the Titty Bar.........Question is: Did SHE find her way home with Hooty!! ....DAAAAYUUUMMMM...:smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 19:57
I believe....




That this pic is correct
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/kittygun8nv.jpg

flathead45
9th June 2007, 19:59
I believe ..........


shoot the damn cat, we can't post nudes here


by, by, kitty

jamman
9th June 2007, 20:00
I believe....




That this pic is correct
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/kittygun8nv.jpg

i believe ....

i like this pic..

wabiker
9th June 2007, 20:05
I believe....
I could turn the pelt into a nice Tobacco pouch.

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:05
http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/BatGirl3.jpg


I believe..........

OH, MY BAD, I thought you said "bats"

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 20:06
I believe....

Gronk looks like Vin Diesel

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/221016.jpg;)

wabiker
9th June 2007, 20:09
http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/BatGirl3.jpg


I believe..........

OH, MY BAD, I thought you said "bats"
I believe....
I wouldnt mind having THAT bat in my Belfry...or should I say ON my Belfry

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 20:11
I believe....

She has the pussy, so she makes the rules

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/209722.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:12
I believe..........





http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/playnaked.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:12
I believe ..........




She could rule me

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 20:17
I believe...

this chick is passed out drunk

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/201311.jpg

I believe...

he could have gone at least one can higher

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/201312.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:19
I believe...........





This is funny
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/animal-1.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:20
I believe....




That this pic is correct
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/kittygun8nv.jpg


I belive ...........

I am gona get into trouble for that pic.

wabiker
9th June 2007, 20:21
I believe...........





This is funny
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/HellRazur/animal-1.jpg

i BELIEVE.....
THATS the reason I STOPPED drinking...

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:23
I believe ............


I'd hire her too

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/jobinterview.jpg

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 20:25
I believe...

that the driver of the car will be getting a severe ass-kicking

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/190842.jpg

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:29
I belive....


This proves just how perverted I am




http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/starshine1983/icons%20and%20such/Animal.gif

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:32
I believe...

that the driver of the car will be getting a severe ass-kicking

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/190842.jpg


I believe....
naw there all "HOG" members and as such are lawers

he's sued

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:33
I believe..........


http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/IMakeMilk.jpg


I don't have any super powers

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 20:34
I believe..........




This is one kool dude
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/skatkat98/icons/animal.jpg

SportsterBart
9th June 2007, 20:36
I believe...

this is Richard Gere's gerbil

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/182048.jpg

wabiker
9th June 2007, 20:41
I believe ............


I'd hire her too

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/jobinterview.jpg

I beli I bieb IbievIbuh Ibuh I buh I Ibuh buh......*sigh*

:love1 :love1 :love1 :love1 :love1 :love1 :love1

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:48
I believe..........

I believe this way more fun than waiting to xlforum girls to post pics

flathead45
9th June 2007, 20:50
I believe.... I can wait for the next gas stop

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/TackyToilet.jpg

jamman
9th June 2007, 21:03
I believe...

this is Richard Gere's gerbil

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/182048.jpg

only thing funnier would be george clooneys gerbil..

Y2K
9th June 2007, 21:03
A new direction?.........I can't believe this thread is still going.:doh

wabiker
9th June 2007, 21:42
Yah............its a sickness....but its ok, cuz we have a DIsOrDeR:smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 21:45
Speak for yourself wabiker...I dont have a disorder... well none that meds cant fix :yikes :doh

wabiker
9th June 2007, 21:48
Speak for yourself wabiker...I dont have a disorder... well none that meds cant fix :yikes :doh

:doh :doh Did I just say that out Loud?? Did I just say THIS out loud?? :doh
Did ya know Cats CAN walk on water... but Dogs cant?? :smoke

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 21:50
No I didnt know that.....Did you know its more fun running over cats than dogs?

wabiker
9th June 2007, 21:53
No I didnt know that.....Did you know its more fun running over cats than dogs?

Not in My experience... Cats always freeze up, with an expression on their face as if to say:
*If I dont move-He wont see me, If I dont move-He wont see me*:D

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 22:02
Yes I love that look... and the look of the blood smear on the road is pretty kool too

tcspannerwrench
9th June 2007, 23:49
I believe.......

If the lady's would start posting pics on the sexy thread this one would die

HellRazur
9th June 2007, 23:53
I believe.........




tcpannerwrench is a man far wiser than he appears

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 23:55
I believe.....

I'm back

Hooty:smoke

wabiker
9th June 2007, 23:55
I believe....

That if the significant others wernt a bunch of Pansies we'd SEE more of the Ladies on the sexy thread:smoke
on edit: or should I say see MORE of the ladies..;)

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 23:56
I believe......

I missed some damn fine pics!

Hooty:smoke

hoosier xlc
9th June 2007, 23:57
I believe....

Flatty has been a bad influence on me!:wonderlan

Hooty:smoke

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 00:03
I believe you guys are completely insane

I believe Flatty created a good one

I believe that a man can never have enough hats

hoosier xlc
10th June 2007, 00:05
I believe.....

I'm coming outta my shell!

Hooty:smoke

Horse
10th June 2007, 00:06
I believe I'll go for a putt.

hoosier xlc
10th June 2007, 00:06
I believe....

KB is one cool MOFO..fo sho!;)

Hooty:smoke

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:11
I belive..........




My a$$ itchs






I belive.........




I shall soon have a stinky finger

wabiker
10th June 2007, 00:13
I believe.....

I'm coming outta my shell!

Hooty:smoke

I believe....
Its 'bout FRIGGEN time, cuz u paint sum gud word pit-churs :smoke

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:16
I believe.....

I need 420

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 00:17
I believe...

Barbie is a ho

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/169492.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:18
I belive.......


Flatty is 3 hours late....eastern standard time

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:20
I believe......



your right razor, oh well I feel better anyways

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:21
I belive....


Flatty is flyn high again

buckhorns
10th June 2007, 00:22
I Believe:
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:24
I belive ....


Buckhorns needs to take that picture again

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:26
I believe .........

I believe its my right as a free thinkin human being to fly if I wanna

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 00:27
I believe I am the best looking guy on this forum

I believe I am the best rider on this forum

I believe I am incredible in bed

I believe I am the funniest guy here

I believe I am extremely talented

I believe I am an incredible musician

I believe I am the nicest guy ever

I believe I am the best thing that ever happened...








My Shrink believes I have reality issues... :frownthre







:p :D :p

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:29
I believe........



this is bills dad

http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/piper-roddy01.jpg

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 00:30
I believe...

KiltBill is GQ material

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/279012.jpg

hoosier xlc
10th June 2007, 00:31
I believe.....

I need 420

I believe.....

I'll join ya!

Hooty:smoke

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:34
I believe I found Kiltbill



http://www.wspd.wellington.net.nz/pipebands/Kilt.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:34
I belive....


Why stop at cloud 9 when cloud 11 is so much higher

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:35
I belive ...


I just saw KBs raw a$$

flathead45
10th June 2007, 00:37
I believe .............


I need to reload my head... be back soon

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 00:43
I believe Irondrake needs to join in...


I believe in... Not a lot really


I believe this is cruel http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/catinmicrowaveqs2.gif

I believe this is what we need http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/1s.jpg

I believe men should have the Boobs. They are wasted on women... We would play with them all the time http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/boob-avatar.gif

I believe http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/ItsaThong.jpg

I believe http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/bert1.jpg

But mostly I think...http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/wtf.png

Y2K
10th June 2007, 00:47
I believe.......

If the lady's would start posting pics on the sexy thread this one would die

I believe you sir are correct and I also believe the rest of this thread is
unbelievable. :)

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 00:54
I believe...

this represents the collective intelligence of this forum

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/248357.jpg

Yours truly included :laugh

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 00:57
Now thats some funny $hit

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 00:58
I believe...

this represents the collective intelligence of this forum

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/248357.jpg

Yours truly included :laugh


I hate to disagree with someone I respect so much...

But you are way off the mark Bart...


We will never be that smart! :p


kb

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 01:12
I believe it's my bedtime...

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 01:14
I believe...


Its time to say good night KB

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 01:39
I believe....


That I now love Wednesdays
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/hump_day.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 01:52
I believe...



This would be a fun sport to watch
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/1069419946_l.jpg

flathead45
10th June 2007, 02:05
I believe...........

the early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

lawdawg
10th June 2007, 02:07
i believe........that common sense is not all that common.....

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 02:12
I believe the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



I believe...........

the early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

I believe...

I beat you to that one :p

lawdawg
10th June 2007, 02:15
i believe...who gives a f@*k bout P. Hilton......

bud095
10th June 2007, 02:29
I believe........

this is the king of mullets

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h270/arielwise/RedNeck.jpg
i believe thats my real daddy:p

bud095
10th June 2007, 02:33
I believe..........

I really do

http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/wish-they-were-brains.jpg

i believe id like to suck on her brains:smoke

flathead45
10th June 2007, 02:34
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9701/lol43295xi4.jpg

flathead45
10th June 2007, 02:38
I believe.........
women should was their pussys




http://fragme.org/images/stupid/wtf-cat.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 02:39
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9701/lol43295xi4.jpg


I belive...



That is the gayest thing I have ever seen

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:01
I believe...


This is funny as $hit
http://xlforum.net/photopost/data/500/fun38.jpg

flathead45
10th June 2007, 03:04
I believe....

I've had way to much coffee

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/coffee_cup_kitten.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:12
I believe...


That someties life just aint fair
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/williams0808/funny%20Pictures/f0009.gif

tcspannerwrench
10th June 2007, 03:14
I believe...

this represents the collective intelligence of this forum

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/248357.jpg

Yours truly included :laugh

I believe if all the members here worked together we could get that door pushed in :laugh

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:16
I believe..


This is funny too
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/williams0808/funny%20Pictures/f0040.gif

hoosier xlc
10th June 2007, 03:17
I believe.....

After reading this thread all day, I don't know what the hell to believe, i'm going to bed:dunno

Keep it alive Flatty!

OK, One more.

I believe......
This guy needs shot------->:banana

Hooty:smoke

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:19
I believe ...


That if the world looked like this it would be a better place to live
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa213/williams0808/funny%20Pictures/f0064.gif

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 03:19
I believe if all the members here worked together we could get that door pushed in :laugh

I believe...

that is an astute assumption/possibility :laugh

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:24
I belive....



oh forrget it youll get the picture
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/rockchik21/icons/funny%20icons/funny.jpg

tcspannerwrench
10th June 2007, 03:24
I believe...

that is an astute assumption/possibility :laugh

Wow somehow i think i understand that:banana

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:26
I belive....



I just might start liking the winter
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/Shelley81/Icons/Funny%20Icons/dc497724.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:27
I believe...


I chose the wrong profestion

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/Shelley81/Icons/Funny%20Icons/bf1588fb.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:34
I believe....


I found Flattys lost brothers
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/Shelley81/Icons/Funny%20Icons/62fb0453.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 03:41
I believe....

There a few in here that need this.....



http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/jaded_soul84/funny%20icons/myspace-graphic-funny023.jpg

wabiker
10th June 2007, 04:51
I believe....

There a few in here that need this.....



http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q234/jaded_soul84/funny%20icons/myspace-graphic-funny023.jpg

:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack What can I say...Playground humor cracks me up..!!!

Irondrake77
10th June 2007, 05:16
I believe Irondrake needs to join in...


I believe...I will! :D




I believe... I'd like to share a beer with her
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/irondrake77/funny2.jpg



I believe...there is a moral to this story
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/irondrake77/20060302.jpg


I believe...I can help her find her keys
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/irondrake77/funny3.jpg


I believe...the dad isn't betting on the kid
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/irondrake77/funny1.jpg

I believe...that's kiltbill's cat
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/irondrake77/funny4.jpg


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

ReddTigger
10th June 2007, 06:00
I believe,

Redheads are a World Wide Minority, Only 2% of the population is born redhead.

I believe, Opinions are like A$$holes, Everybody has one, and they're usually full of Sh!t.

except this one.......
http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/182048.jpg


I believe,

the lighter the bush the sweeter the nectar.

I believe in the Chained Eagle. We're Free.........To a point.

I believe no matter how bad it gets, IT can always get worse.

I Believe in messing with cashiers, just to wake them out of their stupor.

I believe in honking at fat women, Someone has to do it.

I believe that A$$holes come in every Race, Creed, Color, Gender and Sexual Orientation.

I believe that This forum Rocks !!!!!!

I believe...
I'll get off the soapbox. :clap :clap :clap

Irondrake77
10th June 2007, 13:22
I believe,

Redheads are a World Wide Minority, Only 2% of the population is born redhead.


:Carrot
As a Redhead( XLFORUM O-FISHY-ALE Redhead spokesman), I believe...You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will never get any sleep with a RED HEAD :D :D :D :D :D




I Believe in messing with cashiers, just to wake them out of their stupor.

I believe in honking at fat women, Someone has to do it.

I believe that A$$holes come in every Race, Creed, Color, Gender and Sexual Orientation.

I believe that This forum Rocks !!!!!!



I believe ...that's true, that's damn true!!! :cucumber :carrot :cucumber

Vegas1200C
10th June 2007, 13:45
I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-Ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in Tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in Kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmermen
I don't believe in Beatles
I just believe in me

ironhead7544
10th June 2007, 13:51
I cant believe I just read this whole thread.

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 16:33
I believe...

my problem is obvious :laugh

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/223845.jpg

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 22:54
I believe...

this is a really bad idea

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/163838.jpg

rick szymanski
10th June 2007, 23:06
i have to fart....uhhhh! I was right...just needed an extra push

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 23:08
I believe...

this is a really bad idea

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/163838.jpg

Well if your sure you can't afford the Official sex change surgery... There is a cheaper option...:doh

kiltbill
10th June 2007, 23:10
I believe that to believe, you first must have belief. But that belief must be based on believing. If you don't have belief then I don't think you can believe. Well I believe that is the case, but I do have belief so I can justify believing.

rick szymanski
10th June 2007, 23:11
i believe that dogs are smarter than humans...wag their tails...not their tongues

rick szymanski
10th June 2007, 23:12
i believe fat chicks on mopeds ARE hot!

SportsterBart
10th June 2007, 23:23
I believe...

these are helmets that look like titties

Edit: BIG titties

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/152653.jpg

HellRazur
10th June 2007, 23:57
I belive .....


That this is funny too.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u233/bleedingmascara_07/826145874_m.gif

HellRazur
11th June 2007, 00:03
I believe.....



http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/tinka023/icons/funny.jpg

kiltbill
11th June 2007, 00:07
I believe.....



http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/tinka023/icons/funny.jpg

:roflblack :roflblack

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/kiltbill1/FishingCat20XX.jpg

HellRazur
11th June 2007, 00:09
I believe....



Drive byes are dangerous
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/whi73ra6617/Icons/RonaldDie.gif

NoTrace34
11th June 2007, 00:10
I believe that a fart is the ghost of a dead turd.

HellRazur
11th June 2007, 00:15
I believe...

Than no matter how bad your job is...there is allways one worse than yours
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e132/jo_crain83/Icons/funny.jpg

HellRazur
11th June 2007, 00:18
I believe ....


That there are many in the fourm that feel this way
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/Coppermouth6/Icons/funny%20and%20cute/ththInsanity.jpg

flathead45
22nd June 2007, 19:44
I believe ....



I'll resurrect this thread with a bang


http://watch.windsofchange.net/pics/2006/warship.jpg

Desertfox
24th June 2007, 15:01
I believe in Murphy's Laws:
1: Nothing is as easy as it looks
2: It will take at least four time longer than you think.
a. It's later than you think.
3: If anything can go wrong, it will.
a. At the worst possible moment.
4. You always get older before you get smarter.

SportsterBart
1st July 2007, 02:55
I believe...

That Lisa still loves Dick

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/Stuff2/294706.jpg

cjburr
1st July 2007, 03:16
I believe I'm finally going home from the desert.:banana :clap :banana

Infidel
1st July 2007, 03:34
I believe....

If you want to make God laugh...
Tell him what you're going to do tomorrow.:clap :shhhh

Infidel
1st July 2007, 03:40
I believe....

Gravity Sucks:yoyo

flathead45
2nd July 2007, 23:46
I believe ....


http://www.perfectduluthday.com/fucatsonacid.bmp
cats have their own emoticons

Torkil
2nd July 2007, 23:53
I believe, no i dont believe, I KNOW of Odin

kiltbill
2nd July 2007, 23:55
I believe ....


http://www.perfectduluthday.com/fucatsonacid.bmp
cats have their own emoticons


:roflblack

Thanks Flatty, I needed that! :D :clap

thatbikerguy
2nd July 2007, 23:59
I believe I'm going to stop reading this thread...

Infidel
2nd July 2007, 23:59
I believe you can pick your friends and you can pick your butt.
But you can't pick your friends butt.

flathead45
3rd July 2007, 00:01
I believe .....



that this would help too

http://www.myspacedaddy.com/Myspace-Codes-Posters/myspace-codes-posters-47.jpg

flathead45
3rd July 2007, 00:07
I believe .......


I don't know if I should post this :banana

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/426245.jpg

flathead45
3rd July 2007, 00:21
I believe....


his hair piece ain't cuttin it
http://www.blottered.com/uploaded_images/philspechair-722430.jpg

flathead45
3rd July 2007, 00:28
I believe .....


http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/alcohol-crazy.jpg

flathead45
3rd July 2007, 00:34
I believe......




you do taste like chicken
http://free-zg.htnet.hr/exlex/slike/crazy01.jpg

frag
3rd July 2007, 00:54
I believe...

I'll have another beer!

I belive...

1stGenRex
3rd July 2007, 01:09
i believe this thread has lived a long time!

flskevin
3rd July 2007, 01:30
I believe.....

In Nothing

http://www.reformatus.hu/archiv/2005/kep/kirkegaard.jpg

agfy
3rd July 2007, 01:46
in UFO's

(post too short)

cjburr
3rd July 2007, 01:49
I believe I made it back from the desert......never knew humidity could feel so good :rolleyes:

khaskins
3rd July 2007, 01:54
I believe that we are all Nucking Futs!!!

Street Fighter
3rd July 2007, 01:54
I believe....
No matter where I am the rain is out to get me

SportsterBart
2nd August 2007, 21:35
I believe...

It's a vagina, not a clown car

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/296756.jpg

bud095
3rd August 2007, 00:50
I believe...

It's a vagina, not a clown car

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/296756.jpg

damn! i believe that the "clown car" is worn out :laugh

langner91
3rd August 2007, 01:08
I believe you can never REALLY wear them out!

cjburr
3rd August 2007, 01:19
I believe that no matter where you go......there you are.

wabiker
3rd August 2007, 02:43
I believe God has a sense of Humor:
Why else would he give me the Flu and a hard-on.......at the same time.

sportysrock
3rd August 2007, 02:51
It is ok to break wind in a crowd if you are wearing a wind breaker.

:p



:D

tcspannerwrench
3rd August 2007, 03:10
I believe ,,,, the threads in the Intro section get between 3 to 18 reply's unless you put Girl in the title then you will get 40 + reply's

I believe ,,,, We have a lot of leg humpers around here :D :clap :banana :D :clap :banana :D :clap :banana :D :clap :banana :D :clap :banana :D :clap :banana

Snuffy
3rd August 2007, 03:32
I believe I can I believe I can I believe I can I believe I can I believe I can I believe I can I believe I can OH SHIT I believe I couldn't

racerwill
3rd August 2007, 03:55
I believe that if the skin that covers them is real.... the boobs are real :clap ( at least real enough):laugh

Ww:smoke

SportsterBart
6th September 2007, 21:29
I believe...

This seller is pussywhipped

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes2/298878.jpg

Quebeker
6th September 2007, 21:35
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/quebeker/biguns.jpg

I now believe that is sometimes too much is just too much.

SportsterBart
6th September 2007, 22:16
I believe....

Midget tossing should be an Olympic event

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes2/285735.jpg

flathead45
6th September 2007, 22:30
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/quebeker/biguns.jpg


I believe.... shes a hit with the three tooth crowd (i.e. slack jawed yokels)

flathead45
6th September 2007, 22:34
I believe...

It's a vagina, not a clown car

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/296756.jpg


I believe....... I'd hit that :shhhh


damn, how much does that dude make. I'd have to sell them off to experimental scientific communitys just to pay rent. :censor

SportsterBart
6th September 2007, 22:41
I believe....... I'd hit that :shhhh

I believe...

We'd have to strap a 2x4 to your ass to keep you from falling in :D

Hot Rod Sporty
6th September 2007, 23:01
I believe...

It's a vagina, not a clown car

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/bikes/296756.jpg



:doh

:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

I wonder what is the longest period of time that she's NOT been pregnant since they got married....

sprtrjl
6th September 2007, 23:02
I believe :

Beautiful women should be placed on a pedastle.

A pedastle so high that you can see all the way up her skirt! Without really trying. (thanks to Steve Martin)

flathead45
6th September 2007, 23:07
:doh

:roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack :roflblack

I wonder what is the longest period of time that she's NOT been pregnant since they got married....

I would say the time between the oldest son and the oldest girl looks to be maybe 2 years but after that ..... the flood gates opened wide :smoke

Skinner
6th September 2007, 23:16
I believe :

She does not swallow. :D

Skinner

Snuffy
6th September 2007, 23:17
I believe she took everything poked at her in fun seriously

Snuffy
6th September 2007, 23:20
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/quebeker/biguns.jpg


I believe.... shes a hit with the three tooth crowd (i.e. slack jawed yokels)

You ought to see'em unleashed on the back of my sporty. Cagers do notice ya

flathead45
6th September 2007, 23:31
http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/customavatars/avatar3075_18.gif
http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/customavatars/avatar3075_18.gif
http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/customavatars/avatar3075_18.gif
http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/customavatars/avatar3075_18.gif
http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/customavatars/avatar3075_18.gif

I believe this could be annoying

SportsterBart
9th September 2007, 22:26
I believe...

She would cut us

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/smilies/258878.jpg

sprtrjl
10th September 2007, 03:14
I believe: the Michigan Wolverines are sucking this year!

SportsterBart
22nd September 2007, 09:27
I believe...

He's sniffing ass

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/stuff/299573.gif

SportsterBart
27th September 2007, 15:20
I believe...

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/stuff/299872.jpg

SportyJoe
27th September 2007, 17:08
I believe that no matter where you go...... there you are.
I also believe that no matter where you go.... someone you know is somewhere else.

SportsterBart
14th November 2007, 10:06
I believe...

I'll revive this thread with a weather-wang dude:

http://www.photopile.com/photos/warchild/stuff/302320.jpg

loki03xlh
14th November 2007, 19:49
I believe............I should quit my job and move to where I can ride year 'round.

Moe47
14th November 2007, 20:59
I believe............I should quit my job and move to where I can ride year 'round.

I believe... I believe this too!!:tour

celtic
14th November 2007, 21:07
i believe quite a few posts in this long-ass thread gave me a chuckle.

also,

I believe that children are are future. teach them well and let them lead the way...show them all the beauty they posess insiiiiiiiiide

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

bplinson
14th November 2007, 21:49
I believe that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I believe that your life can be changed, in a matter of hours, by people who don't even know you.

humpbackbob
14th November 2007, 22:25
I believe that yu should not bet on a three legged horse.

superwarden
14th November 2007, 22:32
I believe a one legged man will never win a butt kicking contest.


I believe that there should be a fitness standard for women to wear spandex.

I believe that toes are meant to be covered. Why else would Jesus wear long robes.

I believe it was a good fart if it itches a little when it dries.

I believe this thread may go on forever.....

flathead45
14th November 2007, 22:57
I believe that yu should not bet on a three legged horse.

I believe your wrong.... think about it

a three legged horse is lighter and therefore faster than the normal four legged kind :shhhh

frenchandy
14th November 2007, 23:04
i believe if you live in new york you should never call your dog taxi

frenchandy
14th November 2007, 23:05
oh ,and i believe you should never eat the yellow snow

Blacktooth Grin
14th November 2007, 23:36
I believe cold weather blows.

humpbackbob
14th November 2007, 23:42
I believe your wrong.... think about it

a three legged horse is lighter and therefore faster than the normal four legged kind :shhhh

I believe I will take that bet:danceman I'm in the money, I'm in the money:clap

flathead45
14th November 2007, 23:58
I believe I will take that bet:danceman I'm in the money, I'm in the money:clap

ok, where should I bring my three legged race horse so we can runn'em :banawala

superwarden
15th November 2007, 00:03
I believe that if you stand on the tiolet you are high on pot....

humpbackbob
15th November 2007, 00:04
The Parking lot at the "Three Wise Men" Pub on Three mile Island. They have a Three Furlong Track. Whoa...... I see a thread here.:doh

Wildchild
15th November 2007, 00:09
I believe... you guys are all crazy as he!! and I love it! :banana::laugh
(Thanks for a few laughs when I really needed them...)

flathead45
15th November 2007, 00:12
I believe .......

I believe I love google





http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/Himg201/scaled.php?server=201&filename=34dz6541188bpu1.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480

humpbackbob
15th November 2007, 00:16
Forget the Damn horses.....As for Google gal. I don't believe.....I know:banadanc

havi0412c
15th November 2007, 00:18
I believe..... The internet is for PORN (CHECK OUT THE LINK)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn


I believe..... Im movin to Denver. No kidding!!

hoosier xlc
15th November 2007, 00:48
I believe.....
I will pop in and say hey.

hooty:smoke

kiltbill
15th November 2007, 00:58
I believe what goes around comes around...

Rebil79
15th November 2007, 01:02
I believe that when a man farts in church he sits in own pew

I believe that when you go to bed with an itchy butt you will wake up with smelly fingers.


Rebil

tandk1597
15th November 2007, 01:35
I belive the min. I go to work or ride my bike..the wife or kids will need something

superwarden
15th November 2007, 03:31
I believe stupid is as stupid does sir..

superwarden
15th November 2007, 03:33
I believe I love google









I believe I am all "googly" eyed over google.....

I believe I never knew the internet could be so HOT:D

superwarden
15th November 2007, 03:33
I believe adding pictures to this forum is more than my intellect can handle...

Just_Todd
15th November 2007, 03:39
I believe I work too $%^&*() much!

racerwill
15th November 2007, 03:41
I believe that if the skin covering them is real.... the boobies are real (enough):laugh

Ww

Just_Todd
15th November 2007, 03:48
from Steve Martin...

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

sportyblue
15th November 2007, 03:50
I believe I am going to have another Thunder Slide kit installed on my sporty come this spring. Now that I know the difference I like the much quicker acceleration. :clap:clap:clap

DRAWTOOL
15th November 2007, 04:02
I believe this Forum is like a drug...a "secret thirst of the Blood":o

dashadow
15th November 2007, 05:21
I believe if you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

.

bplinson
15th November 2007, 05:52
I believe that Henny Penny was RIGHT!

flathead45
15th December 2007, 16:58
I believe........... that winter is in full force cause there sure is alot of questions about stuff like

Will this work? or how about struts and stuff like that lately

chopp 'em up people its time for a change :smoke

Screwdriver
15th December 2007, 17:10
I was searching through my cats fur looking for fleas and saw a birthmark that looks like "666":banadevi

Should I be worried?

07XL1200c
20th December 2007, 05:39
I belive.......If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you
should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words
he'll ever say.