The Mall Ninja

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Mall Ninja (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/) This is a long read, but is funny as hell!!

[wandrur]

Oh my Christ, I think I about had an aneurysm from trying not to laugh out loud. This guy's hilarious. Sad and pitiful, but hilarious. Perhaps if the mall ninja career doesn't work out, he could audition for stand-up comedy. Holy f:censor.

[1200sportycustom]

That has got to be the most retarded Motherf@cker I have ever heard of! I an left speechless.

[spinpsu]

wow...i hope this guy is making this up for laughs, if he really believes it, that's scary

[Martyvz]

Internet trolls have always made me laugh!

[hybriDatsun350]

Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing! The more you read the crazier it gets! :roflblack

Now remember, "A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual."

[wabiker]

LoL...those guys hit on just about every piece of crap firearms that came down the pike over the past 10 years...! Very cleverly written.

[mikes71sporty]

Sounds pretty realistic to me...Don't know what you guys think is so funny...
JUST JOKIN....HA...What a legend in his own mind.... Prob follows the kids around pretending to be the Secret Service of something...
This one is worse than "Bad Boy Brad"....

[Homarr]

BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18″ bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.

Um, the problem, of course, is using yourself as a bullet shield, hahahaha! I'm no infantryman, but I think I'd opt to find cover over catching bullets.

[Homarr]

This one is worse than "Bad Boy Brad"....

I don't know, it's hard to top Brad, lol!