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Erik
3rd March 2010, 19:24
Just post a proverb/saying you like for whatever reason.

I'll start.

One day an old Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson. He said, "There are two wolves fighting inside all of us -the wolf of fear and hate, and the wolf of love and peace."

The grandson listened, then looked up at his grandfather and asked, "Which one will win?"

The grandfather replied, "The one we feed."

bigjnsa
3rd March 2010, 19:28
Some of my favorites...

"To listen is to learn, and to understand is to inspire."

"Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow "

KaotikEvo
3rd March 2010, 19:33
oooh, ooh, I got one too!,...............................





Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger!!

Hogwylde
3rd March 2010, 19:54
Cuando tu te ivas yo ya me venia

corkman8086
3rd March 2010, 19:56
Ignorance is curable, stupidity isn't.:smoke

hoosier xlc
3rd March 2010, 19:56
"Never shit where you eat"

"Never slap a man who chews tobacco"

blueroadster
3rd March 2010, 19:57
If you gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough!

decman
3rd March 2010, 20:14
Never let your mind wander, it's too small to be out by itself....

Robotech
3rd March 2010, 20:16
He who knows and knows not that he knows is wise but he who knows and knows he knows is a fool. - Socrates

I'd rather be a smart azz than a dumb azz. - Unknown

'tis better to say nothing at all and be thought the fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Unknown

Flame_Retardent
3rd March 2010, 20:17
If you gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough!
My favorite!

khaskins
3rd March 2010, 20:32
I'd rather be referred to as Smartass, as opposed to Dumbass.

Gone
3rd March 2010, 20:38
“I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it." - Mae West

"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

and my favorite...

"There may be no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there is about to be an 'F' and a 'U' in this 'CONVERSATION'.."

Tin Man 2
3rd March 2010, 20:55
Better to be Pizzed off, than Pizzed On.

Rascal
3rd March 2010, 20:55
"You'll never know what it's like to raise a family until you raise one of your own."

Author: My Dad....he said this to me often in the early 70's (my wild years)

drvsafe
3rd March 2010, 21:03
One of mine:

Don't expect more from an a**hole other than a steaming pile of s**t.

A classic, with a DRVSAFE twist:

Opinions are like a**holes, everyone's got one and they all STINK!!!

And the one that defines me:

I believe that the glass is neither half full nor half empty, but too BIG!

Flame_Retardent
3rd March 2010, 21:11
Better to be Pizzed off, than Pizzed On.
That depends on what website you click on. Apparently, it can go either way.:p

Gone
3rd March 2010, 21:29
Here's a good one worth sharing:

FLAMETHROWERS: Because somebody once thought "I'd really like to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

hoosier xlc
3rd March 2010, 21:30
My own,

"The only thing that keeps a man from succeeding is his fear of failing"

POUNDS
3rd March 2010, 21:34
When in doubt, whip it out!

lock
3rd March 2010, 21:59
life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread you got the less sh*t you have to eat.

jonnybravo
3rd March 2010, 22:11
mine
life aint no box of chocolates
its just a bowl of shit
there aint no use to bitch about it
cause thats all your gonna get

Takingabreak
3rd March 2010, 22:14
I'm just sayin'.......

mozart577
4th March 2010, 00:37
One of my old mentors used to believe that if you're trying to teach someone something and they're too stupid or stubborn to listen, it's best not to keep pushing it, but instead walk away. He summarized his philosophy with this saying:

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig."

72Iron
4th March 2010, 00:46
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I remember, involve me and I learn.

Man who walks through airport door sideways, going to bangcock.

gypsysailor
4th March 2010, 00:48
Pa usta told me, reference girls.
It's better to want something all your life that you can't have than to have something all your life that you don't want.

jayd241
4th March 2010, 00:56
I'm not sure if I made this up or unconsciously stole it from someone:

"Girls are much like old motorcycles in the sense that you may be able to ride it for a few hundred miles, but eventually somethings going to go wrong and you won't be doing any riding til you fix it."

biknut
4th March 2010, 01:00
This is my favorite. It's a warning about sure things.

There's many a slip, twix't a cup and a lip.

idigther
4th March 2010, 01:02
Experience is a cruel teacher, she gives you the test first, the lesson is learned later.
Or as my grandfather used to say (he was born 1900) :Life is like a baby's shirt (diaper), it's short and full of the brown stuff. He also used to say your best friend the the dollar in your pocket.
I have one of all my own that I said prior to filing for and all during my divorce:"I am an island in a sea of stupidity." That my friends is a truism from life with my ex. So if you ever hear that one...I coined it!

cgp-1200R
4th March 2010, 01:05
Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot

Life is not all beer and skittles

True happiness comes from wanting what you have , not having what you want.

d_eggman2
4th March 2010, 01:07
Don't eat the yellow snow?

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy

dabronco
4th March 2010, 01:07
Most people who have it all, earned it. Most people who have nothing, also earned it.
And:
If you ask me for my opinion, you had better be prepared to agree with it.

cafe_dave
4th March 2010, 01:10
Got a strange fortune cookie today
it read " Don't kiss an elephant on the lips"

Please help

fatty883
4th March 2010, 01:24
All you will ever be, you are now becoming...

KillJoy
4th March 2010, 01:44
Better a witty fool, then a foolish wit

KillJoy

LuxBlue
4th March 2010, 01:46
"Don't quit your job because your boss is a prick, your next one will be one too!"

d5locks
4th March 2010, 01:48
NEVER trust a fart.

TonyC
4th March 2010, 01:57
I'm a big Bukowski fan. He was a regular guy who loved to drink, to smoke, go to the track, and always had a piece of ass. He is the real life poet of our generation, and of a generation just past.

Here's a few of my favorites...


“If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose”

“Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.”

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. "

"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire"

And lastly...

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc303/pdxprime8/bukowski.jpg

xena
4th March 2010, 01:58
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

skixx55
4th March 2010, 01:59
If I let it bother me, it would ( Dad 1969 ) " LEARNING TO CHILL"

Baphomet
4th March 2010, 02:03
What people say about you behind your back is none of your business.

MadMax25
4th March 2010, 02:07
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Hey xena...
you say that, like it's a BAD thing. ;)

SpartanDen
4th March 2010, 02:12
If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilus.

A good ride is one from which you can walk away. A great ride is one after which you can use your bike again.

Loner
4th March 2010, 02:19
A fool and his money will soon part company.
And I told my buisness class once my take on "customer service" the two words are not seperated
"Without customers you have no service"

"Speed is fine, Accuarcy is final" Wild Bill Hickok

"500 bolts holding this motorcylce together it only takes one nut to screw it up" Unknown

"The only partners I trust are Smith&Wesson" Sonny Crockett (as played by Don Johnson)

"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story" Shoe Comic strip.

When talking to your wife talk to her like you do to the cops, short yes maam or no maam answers and do not volunteer information you don't know what they might not know your guilty of" Jeff Foxworthy

"Good Fences make for good neighbors" unknown.

joe66
4th March 2010, 02:40
"Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history where everyone stands around reloading"
Unknown

racerwill
4th March 2010, 03:07
Have fun, Be safe, Don't get caught

Ww

rottenralph
4th March 2010, 03:23
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw

ReddTigger
4th March 2010, 03:30
" You can't fix stupid !!! "



"... it's like a sore D**K (aka pecker),, You just can't beat it "


" IT wasn't me, the Video Tape was Altered !!!

humpbackbob
4th March 2010, 03:40
Hammer fall on egg.....Poor egg.
Egg fall on hammer.....Poor egg.

Confucious

pattywagon
4th March 2010, 06:33
Better than a poke in the eye, If it ain't broke don't fix it, and my fav while talking to these cowboys around here in Texas about riding bulls and broncs, they always tell me to grow some nuts and my reply, the only thing i am going to ride that is bigger than me is my old lady.

DKHAN
4th March 2010, 06:55
I am by no means religious but I like this one.

"Beer is gods way of telling us he wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" Nieztche

"Good people sleep peacably in their beds at night because strong men
stand ready to do violence on their behalf" Orwell (?)

williamv1203
4th March 2010, 08:59
My own,

"The only thing that keeps a man from succeeding is his fear of failing"

I think that was Henry Ford...

Experience breeds knowledge... Mine I think, but could have been Nietzsche

hoosier xlc
4th March 2010, 10:05
I think that was Henry Ford...

Experience breeds knowledge... Mine I think, but could have been Nietzsche

And here I thought I made that up all on my own.

"Never play leap frog with a Unicorn"

"Sometimes ya just gotta say WTF"

biged
4th March 2010, 10:42
life is a bowl of cherries and I got the PITS

williamv1203
4th March 2010, 11:42
And here I thought I made that up all on my own.

If you're older than Henry, you may well have... :p

superwarden
4th March 2010, 12:37
If you don't stand for something, then you will fall for anything.

You have the most influence over yourself.

Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

That right there is full blown stupid..

There is nothing more infectious than the laughter of a child.

POUNDS
4th March 2010, 12:54
Be good or be good at it!

gypsysailor
4th March 2010, 13:18
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look in his mouth.... Archie Bunker

BLKBRD
4th March 2010, 14:00
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken,

kkbii
4th March 2010, 14:14
mmmmmm.......... BEER. Homer Simpson

in the wind
4th March 2010, 14:25
"the grass is always greener on the other side but you still have to mow it"
"don't give up the beach for a grain of sand"

jonnybravo
4th March 2010, 14:25
I bet at first your parents were glad you learned to talk!!!!
Did your parents tell you to shut up alot when you were little???

Erik
4th March 2010, 14:49
A lot of great ones people, thanks :clap

These are all from Oscar Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet and prominent aesthete. :

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."


"I am not young enough to know everything."


"Wisdom comes with winters."


"I can resist anything but temptation."


"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."


"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."


"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies."

BullDogChief
4th March 2010, 15:24
From my SpecWar days: "The only easy day was yesterday."

I think this was from Red Skelton: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car."

My dad: "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

and, lastly, one I've heard all my life: "No matter how hot she looks, somewhere out there is a guy who is sick of her $hit."

MoDaddy
4th March 2010, 15:32
Growing up, I often heard a lot of wise sayings, like:

"Try, try, try again."

"Learn from your mistakes."

and "Never give up."

so as a wise young man, I combined them all into one easy proverb,

"If you experience catastophy, repeat it until you've learned not to."

MoDaddy
4th March 2010, 15:35
On his deathbed, King David uttered his final words of advise to Solomon.
Among them was one of my personal favorite proverbs,

"One must be armed when dealing with Godless people."

ferocious
4th March 2010, 15:38
Get a bigger hammer

common sense aint so common

if it wasnt for assholes all u buttf***ers would be out of business

ferocious
4th March 2010, 15:39
Pain is weakness leaving the body

JackFrost71
4th March 2010, 16:01
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. - Animal House

The world is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet everyone has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the affairs, of his neighbor. - Benjamin Franklin

malingerer
4th March 2010, 16:09
My own : Admit Nothing , Deny Everything ,and Demand Proof

cgp-1200R
4th March 2010, 16:12
"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!" - MAJ. HOLDREDGE USMC

Loner
4th March 2010, 16:53
" It is nice to be important,but more important to be nice"

BOSS is double S O B spelled backwards.

"Those that can do, those that can't teach or go into management"

cafe_dave
4th March 2010, 17:07
"Take care of the head. The ass will follow"

Bigree
4th March 2010, 17:25
This is more of a quote than a proverb but one of my favorites:

"When the spirit of liberty which now animates our hearts and gives success to our arms is extinct, our numbers will accelerate our ruin and render us easier victims to tyranny...If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!" Samuel Adams 1776

Erik
4th March 2010, 18:25
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." by Clarence Darrow.

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
by Groucho Marx.

Loner
4th March 2010, 18:28
I remember one my Ex GF told me
"Men are only good for two things and you have to teach them one of them"

mrbird
4th March 2010, 19:21
At the Gym where I used to box had a sign on the wall saying
" Winners never quit and Quitters never win"

seagullplayer
4th March 2010, 19:26
Never quite a job until you have another one.

Communication is not answering someone’s questions, its telling them what they want to know.

dino
4th March 2010, 23:18
The definition of insanity?
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

hoosier xlc
4th March 2010, 23:28
Never say I can't, can't never did anything!

sporty01
4th March 2010, 23:38
my grandfather used to say possesion may very well be nine tenths of the law. however the other one tenth is room for reasonable doubt.

Loner
5th March 2010, 00:22
"You can get more done with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone" Al Capone

drd1135
5th March 2010, 00:53
If you pray for rain be ready for mud.

r4fthrs
5th March 2010, 01:22
Three of my favorites;

No good deed goes unpunished

It is better to stand for something then fall for anything

All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing

kotochrome
5th March 2010, 02:12
My favorite is from Judge Judy. I know one of these is not her own, but I heard it on her show for the first time:
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" and
"Beauty fades, but dumb is forever"

superwarden
5th March 2010, 03:04
Losers talk about doing their best while winners go home and f#$k the prom queen...

mintpaul
5th March 2010, 03:13
Don't bullshit a bullshiter

racerwill
5th March 2010, 03:53
Losers talk about doing their best while winners go home and f#$k the prom queen...

:laughI had this written under the gauge pod in my racecar for the '01 and '02 season......... :laugh

Ww

Baphomet
5th March 2010, 07:11
You have a left side and a right side and one side is always right.

POUNDS
5th March 2010, 13:10
Walk tall and carry a big stick!

wrongpaw
5th March 2010, 13:13
"It is easier to ask forgiveness, than permission"

" 2 wrongs dont make a right, but 3 lefts do..."

FoxsterUK
5th March 2010, 16:27
Daisies are my favourite flowers...so **** you!

No idea where that came from but I have a T-shirt with it on and it just strikes a chord with me.

Rebel Jon
5th March 2010, 16:28
"Experience is something you get the moment after you need it."

Something my dad told me a long time ago about growing up.

BullDogChief
5th March 2010, 17:38
"I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6."

"It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it."

"Never trust a cook that won't eat his own cooking."

"Never trust a man who will not drink." (My Great-Aunt Anna kept this on the wall in her kitchen...it was in Cajun French and translated to something like this)

jonnybravo
6th March 2010, 00:42
I aint f^%kin stupid
but I used to

I got an attitude bigger than your ole lady's ASS

Loner
6th March 2010, 01:44
Blondes have more fun Brunettes get it done.
"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile"

Baphomet
6th March 2010, 01:49
The question before us is where's the clitoris. Bette Midler on mermaids.

superwarden
6th March 2010, 20:20
Even the son shines on a dog's ass now and then....

There are two sides to every story and somewhere in the middle is the truth...

Erik
10th March 2010, 17:59
Never take a blind date to a silent film. (Geoffrey Parfitt)

Never miss a good chance to shut up. (Will Rogers)

BullDogChief
10th March 2010, 20:11
Blondes have more fun Brunettes get it done.
"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile"

I like these...goes right along with "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." :D

superwarden
11th March 2010, 02:30
He who stands on the toilet is high on pot.

He who farts in church sits in own pew..

If the snow is yellow, leave it for the next fellow...

Danny3nose
11th March 2010, 02:39
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes...

The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it...

The only time you can have too much ammunition is when you're swimming or on fire...

Violence might not always be right, but it's always an option...

Trust but verify...

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names...

rubyred
11th March 2010, 02:43
To know the world is to be knowledgeable, to know oneself is to be enlightened. ;)

rottenralph
11th March 2010, 02:44
Whiners are not winners and winners never whine. I tell my whinie son that all the time. He is 7.

Bluegrass Nightster
11th March 2010, 03:30
A young bull and an old bull are on top of a hill.
The young bull looks at an old bull and says 'Lets run down there and screw a cow!'
The old bull looks at the young bull and says 'Lets walk down there and screw 'em all.'

Texassporty06
11th March 2010, 13:00
Life sucks get a helmet. Not sure where I got this one, but I used to tell it to all the grunts that had the misfortune of pissing me off in my Huey !!

Never piss of a crewcheif that has a number four flat tipped screwdriver stuck in his seat - Me
^any helicopter crewchiefs should know about this one! :laugh

Those who know do not say,
Those who say do not know.
Tao Te Ching

egarrett
11th March 2010, 13:45
More from the Huey: All you GOTTA do is breath
From Zapata: I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees...

Casper
11th March 2010, 14:21
"If you think it's a good idea, it probably isn't." - Me...about me.

"Keep your head up, your a** down, your eyes & ears open, and your mouth shut." - source unknown

"Death is more universal than life. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives." - A. Sachs



Whiners are not winners and winners never whine. I tell my whinie son that all the time. He is 7.

I still like Connery's version of that. "Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and f___ the prom queen."

jonnybravo
11th March 2010, 15:46
Life sucks, get over it !!

sportyblue
11th March 2010, 16:22
If your buttons get pushed whine about it and go for a ride you'll feel better in two days......Me about me.

Erik
11th March 2010, 18:18
Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
By Muhammad Ali.


It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
By Epicurus(Greek Philosopher 341BC-271BC).


Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.
By Margaret Lee Runbeck.

Gledster
11th March 2010, 19:55
The two most important lessons for success:-

1. never reveal everything you know
2. ...

Anaxios
11th March 2010, 20:46
'The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.' Albert Einstein.

'Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative, has no brains.'
Winston Churchill

'You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at 3 o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.' Billy Joel?

'Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.' - Jim Samuels
'Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.' ~Author Unknown

drvsafe
11th March 2010, 20:57
"I told that Kraut a thousand f***in' times I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!!!" Walter - The Big Lebowski

fatchuk
11th March 2010, 22:12
OLD CHINESE PROVERB:

Man with hole in pocket feel COCKY ALL DAY! \ / :sorry

TonyC
11th March 2010, 22:21
"F..K it Dude, let's go bowling"
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EABuPIKLAtM/Sfe-CW0jWcI/AAAAAAAACKk/aIMviMijV64/s400/lebowski+Dude+Walter+Donnie.jpg

CaptEvo
12th March 2010, 00:06
"I'm so XLFXLFXLFXLFXLFing smart I make smart people feel retarded"



......FBI agent Eunice Bloom (Julie Benz)....Boondock Saints II :p


http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/490/912/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/100/79/julie_benz_ew_pre_emmy_party_2.jpg

putter288
12th March 2010, 01:01
sew buttons on ice cream and watch them melt off

said after someone says ... "SO "

NI-STR
12th March 2010, 01:30
I complained about the holes in my shoes until I met a man who had none.... Don't know who said it, but it has always stuck with me.

shadecorp
12th March 2010, 18:14
Herewith the wisdom of the aged:
When you can't do anything about it -
take a nap.

LuxBlue
15th March 2010, 02:05
http://www.giantrobot.com/blogs/eric/uploaded_images/donger-717535.jpg

"No more yankee my wankee, the Donger needs food!"

Long Duk Dong --- Sixteen Candles

Erik
17th March 2010, 20:20
Believe those who are seeking the truth.Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide


I am a part of all that I have met. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson


Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne

don147
21st March 2010, 13:40
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

psychodad1961
21st March 2010, 13:42
See my signature:

tigger
21st March 2010, 20:26
these are quotes but some that get me thinking ..........


In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing. - Mark Twain

Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein

What is truth? - Pontius Pilate

smackie
21st March 2010, 21:16
do not tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death-unknown

never pet a burning dog (you will know when this applies not before...)-sgt "pappy"

"sometimes the universal language is violence. learn to speak it, but only when neccesary to get the point across"-me, iraq

"world is a cruel nasty place and everyone is out to get you....with that in mind, go have fun..."-me, iraq

resurrect all the dreams you buried alive and never succumb to the war you fight in your heart...-hatebreed

beanhead78
21st March 2010, 21:47
everyones an asshole, they all got opinions.i think thats how that one goes well from my standpoint atleast.or maby its assholes are like opinions, theres a bunch of them.

tich
21st March 2010, 23:34
Laws are for the guidance of the wise & the enslavement of the fool.

As stated by the Duglas Barder (RAF Hero) charicter in a film about his life.
(may be older)

in the wind
22nd March 2010, 04:28
everyones an asshole, they all got opinions.i think thats how that one goes well from my standpoint atleast.or maby its assholes are like opinions, theres a bunch of them.

how about this twist to yours--
opinions are like a-holes,every ones got one,and they all stink

Erik
22nd March 2010, 20:22
To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.
~John Burroughs


Reason and faith are both banks of the same river.
~Doménico Cieri Estrada


The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
~Robert M. Pirsig

colonelangus
22nd March 2010, 20:27
- the one with the most toys when he dies wins!

- 2 wrongs dont make a right ,but 3 lefts do!

mrbird
23rd March 2010, 10:13
"They lie to us and then lie to themselves about lying to us"

stealthammer
23rd March 2010, 10:51
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and you need to decide if you are going to be a hotdog or a little wienie."

coldsmokeJR
23rd March 2010, 11:54
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"

"Ride, Wrench, Repeat"

"Many of lifes failures come from those who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up"

BullDogChief
23rd March 2010, 16:34
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." - unknown

"It is true that the welfare-statists are not socialists, that they never advocated or intended the socialization of private property, that they want to 'preserve' private property--with government control of its use and disposal. But that is the fundamental characteristic of fascism." - Ayn Rand

milmat1
23rd March 2010, 21:55
you'll like these:

“One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.”
and

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”

.........................Nietzsche

cgp-1200R
23rd March 2010, 21:56
It is better to die like a tiger than live like a pussy.
Wong

Krypto
23rd March 2010, 22:00
All you are
and all you'll ever be,
is all you hear
and all you ever see.........:smoke




SO GET OUT AND RIDE!!!.....:tour

BullDogChief
23rd March 2010, 22:07
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees...(Yeah I know it's been said a LOT but it never gets old)

milmat1
23rd March 2010, 22:08
Another from Nietzsche

“Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!”

This one we all know is true !

BullDogChief
23rd March 2010, 22:14
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Danny3nose
23rd March 2010, 22:16
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"



If I get old I'm gonna know some wise mofo's :)

doc
23rd March 2010, 22:20
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin :drinkbeer

NOS is like viagra. Impressive? Yes, but once you run out your left limp and inadequate.

NOS is like a good lookin woman with STD's, you know you wanna hit but are afraid of the consequences.

Krypto
23rd March 2010, 22:34
"If the women don't find you handsome, let them find you handy" - Red Green......:smoke

MoDaddy
25th March 2010, 20:28
ENLIGHTENMENT means 'finding out that you were wrong, all along.'

billy bob
25th March 2010, 20:53
"keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer" Sun-tzu, Chinese General, 400 BC

xbuzzardx
26th March 2010, 00:27
It ain't what they call you. It's what you answer to.

The best cure for a case of the nerves, is a case of whiskey.

There are only two rules in life to live by:
1) Don't sweat the little sh!t.
2) Everything is little sh!t!

If it's a stupid idea, but it works... it's not a stupid idea.

bigjnsa
26th March 2010, 00:31
If a man has the habit of reverence and ever respects the aged, four things will increase for him: life, beauty, happiness and power.

emzdogz
26th March 2010, 00:36
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Kelley
26th March 2010, 21:41
One from my Father-in-law, "cada cabeza es un mundo"
And one from a local radio personality, "Do what you do, if that's what you do"

Rebil79
26th March 2010, 22:28
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.



Rebil

xbuzzardx
26th March 2010, 22:45
If it ain't broke, take it apart and figure out why!

Erik
29th March 2010, 18:29
If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree.
~Jim Rohn


Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow.
~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros


Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
~Goethe