Brian: Mia, I'm a cop
Mia: What are you talking about, Brian?
Brian: Ever since I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop.
Mia: Oh, you bastard. You bastard!

Hector: Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowmanright here.
Hector: (walks over to Brian) Sweet ride! Whatcha runnin' under there, man?
Hector: (Brian grins) You're gonna make me find out the hard way?
Brian: Hell yeah!
Hector: You're brave! You're brave! They call me Hector. Gotta last name too, but I can't pronounce it.
Brian: (shakes Hector's hand) Brian Spilner.
Hector: Typical white boy name, know what I mean?

Brian: So what's your best time?
Dom: I've never driven her...
Briam:Why not?
Dom: She scares the sh!t out of me.

Why are you randomly quoting Fast and the Furious?

Why are you randomly quoting Fast and the Furious?

Because.... "You had me? You never had me, you never had your car. Granny shifting nondouble clutching like you should." You're lucky that hundred shot of nos didnt blow the welds on the intake manifold." :smoke

chris crocker or this ermmmm this :)
brian - harry i need NOS
harry - what
Brian - my car topped out at 140 i'll take two of these

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0232500/goofs
The Fast and the Furious (2001) - Goofs
here is a link with some "goofs" in the movie... its purdy long but funny at the same time.

chris crocker or this ermmmm this :)
brian - harry i need NOS
harry - what
Brian - my car topped out at 140 i'll take two of these

I love how he shifts about 12 XLFXLFXLFXLFking times in the "top speed" scene!

you know i never noticed that - were did i leave that dvd :)

bump cause i say so...........bishes

bumpity bump in silver cause i say so bishes

this makes me want to shart.

eh i know you loved that movie... dam ricers!! go ahead hop into your nonvtak eg civic wit naws and a fart can at jdm angle and a honda logo seatbelt cozy

I just sharted.

:) sharting hahah.... could it be that when you hit vtec and your 50 horse dry shot at the same time the fast and furious wheel hop from your front wheels made you sh!t your pants and you are confusing it with that?

:) sharting hahah.... could it be that when you hit vtec and your 50 horse dry shot at the same time the fast and furious wheel hop from your front wheels made you sh!t your pants and you are confusing it with that?

Althought that is an excellent possibility, I think it was the tacos...

Well, Well a Slow and delirious thread...How sad.

Well, Well a Slow and delirious thread...How sad.
"Since you were the first one to reach in and grab a piece of chicken you have to say grace!"

Ill be on you like a spider monkey...Im all hopped up on mountain dew!!

Ill be on you like a spider monkey...Im all hopped up on mountain dew!!

:laugh :laugh ... I would like to thank little baby jesus in a blue fleece blanket for that quote!!! shake and bake!!!

Well, Well a Slow and delirious thread...How sad.
Shut up chip the only thing that you ever did right was make a hot daughter!

We play both types of music...country and western.

ricky bobby: I'm going fast again!!
cal naughton jr: How fast is he going?
lucius washington: 26 miles per hour

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

Inigo Montoya: Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!!
LOL... thought you might like that one redneck that was a scary movie too ps.

Inigo Montoya: Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!!
LOL... thought you might like that one redneck that was a scary movie too ps.

haha, nice.

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

the path of th righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blesses is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the vally of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children, And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furios anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee>:smoke

Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No,retard, from the fight.

"Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Lloyd: I get 70 miles per gallon on this hog!

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry: Ok gang you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

Come to think about it that just might be my new sig!!

Harry: Ok gang you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

Come to think about it that just might be my new sig!!

nice pick :banana



If the glove don't fit...you must aquit.

^^^^ thanks mang....
:banana sig updated

or not what the XLFXLFXLFXLFXLF!
*edit nevermind

yeah, its only on your first post...communism:frownthre ..

DIE IN A FIRE PINKO COMMY SCUMBAGS
<shakes fist vigorously>

How do you shoot women and children?

Its easy...ya just don't lead 'em so much

--------------------------------------------

If they run, they're VC.
If they don't run, they're well trained VC.

:roflblack :roflblack... awsome!

Chef: why do all you sit on your helmets?
soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.

Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.

Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, jus chill. 'Cause if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a5f24682de.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

ahh crap this was fun as throwin into your girls ass with out any warning but i got to get some dinner Im hungrier than a for only 25cent a day kids!

10-4, make sure you put peanut butter all over that kid spitter before you eat it...it makes it taste good, and he will love it!

You need a Chat Room is What ya Need !!

what movie is that from?

I'm Spartacus!

Tonight, we dine in hell!!...tomorrow, Im thinking Arby's...

:doh:doh ,:laugh :laugh :laugh I mean really how the XLFXLFXLFXLFXLF did i not see that comein damn you!!!

Butthead: This is like a James Bond movie
Beavis: Yeah but they need that short guy, handjob.
Butthead: Heh heh heheheh you said "job"

Beavis: The angle of the dangle is adversly proportional to the heat of the beat.
Butthead: Whoa you're pretty smart, Beavis.

I am the great cornholio!!!!!
http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/263950714e.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

i live my life a qtr mile at a time

Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even you touched your food.
Todd Cleary: I don;t eat meat or fish.
Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.

^wedding crashers ftw!

^wedding crashers ftw!
STFU!





















j/k hell ya that movie kicked ass

I wish Cotton was a monkey!

yes.....,,...

I wish Cotton was a monkey!

now thats just racist

Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong BITCH!

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Why dont I go eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Hahahahhahah...SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

hey look what i drag'd out a the attic.... its a thread full o pointless awsomeness....

tugg speedman: i killed one, rick... the thing I love most in the world.
rick peck: A hooker. Oh jesus, you killed a hooker!!

Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

Kirk Lazarus: [to Alpa Chino when he told them he wanted to ask Lance out] When you wrote "I love the Pussy" were you thinking of danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead?

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead...

Angry Biker: I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass.
Ron Burgundy: If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here.

I love how he shifts about 12 !!!!king times in the "top speed" scene!
That is like gun fights that give guns a 100 bullets . . . it is Hollywood . .

Ever see an M 16 with a 20 round clip fire on full auto for minuets on end . . ???? :rolleyes: Or was that 3 or so seconds . .LoL Ever wander how many times a shot gun can be "jacked" before you empty it without firing a shot? :laugh Same shit. :doh It is all about ""action"" in every frame. If it is on film, it is a lie. The days of even good bull shit action films from that place seem to be over . . pretty much a propaganda arm of the communist these days . . . all leftest politics these days . .evil American government or big evil capitalist corporation oppressed helpless citizen . . bla bla bla . . I am so bored. It is soooooooo predicatable these days.

I used to love movies . .it is so hard to find a good one these days. Always it is some American killing some inanest . .such horse shit. Never is it an American defending a HUMAN BEING who is oppressing another human being . . . I don't think anyone in Hollywood has read the constitution and has any clue how to see what is right in front of them when it comes to separating good from evil.

It is so hard to find a good flick these days. Propaganda films are soooooooo boring . .as bad as "reefer madness" . . with better film work, but as morally week. Acid in the 60's . .just plain stupidity today I guess.

To bad artist seem so week . . .the skill to question . ."critical thinking" . .the ability to "challenge" popular trends among piers . . . I guess that lesson about pier pressure in Jr High never sunk in . . . today . .if the thought comes form the left . . it "cant" be in question. I suppose being an OLD FREE MAN . .I always figured EVERY thought demanded questions.

I know . .to deep. But that Hollywood to me, to shallow. Seems to scream for challenge and rebuke.

And soooooooooooooooooooooooo . . we end of with 20 speed Honda's racing on 75 in Miami, well . .with all the helicopters, all the action . .at that speed . . hmmmm . .probably for more time than 75 has miles . . . . what a surprise. . .. . .Lol :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:doh

I used to not care. I used to be kind of care free . . . I regret that time. I see so much of a power play now . .I am ready to arm up and join a revaluation . .Boston tea party time . . . I have lost my humor. I am like you ready to count a few gears and point out a LIE.

Stevo: Wait, time out. I just wanted to ask real quick, if I can. You believe in rebellion, freedom and love, right?
Mom: Absolutely, yes.
Dad: Rebellion, freedom, love.
Stevo: You two are divorced. So love failed. Two: Mom, your a New Ager, clinging to every scrap of Eastern religion that may justify why the above said love failed. Three: Dad, you're a slick, corporate, preppy-ass lawyer. I don't really have to say anything else about you do I dad? Four: You move from New York City, the Mecca and hub of the cultural world to Utah! Nowhere! To change nothing! More to perpetuate this cycle of greed, fascism and triviality. Your movement of the people, by and for the people got you... nothing! You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex and rock and roll. Ooooh, Kumbaya! I am the future! I am the future of this great nation which you, father, so arrogantly saved this world for. Look, I have my own agenda. Harvard, out. University of Utah, in. I'm gonna get a 4.0 in damage. I love you guys! Don't get me wrong, it's all about this. But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "FUUUUUCK YOU!"
Dad: Steven, I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh?
Mom: Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a bitch.
Dad: Well !!!! you dear.

This is why I quit taking Drugs !!

This is the most pointless random thread i have ever stumbled upon while being a member here at XLforum. So with that in mind i will leave you with this

"Dock that chink a days pay for nappin on the job!!!"


I love this thread!!

I need T P for my bunghole....

:laugh:laugh

Little Old Lady: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?

This is why I quit taking Drugs !!
Hahahahahahahah..!! :smoke

*..Its CALLED the POOP deck Lois... So I went Poop*

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"

Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

Raoul Duke: All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.

GySgt Hartman: What's your name, fatbody?
Pvt Lawrence: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?

Smart Tech Customer: [continuing Jay's argument with a customer] This shit just got real!
Jay: What are you gonna do bitch?
Smart Tech Customer: I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Jay: You ever heard of Rollin 20's, nigga? Since I was 16 nigga, I'm saying, "frosty." You know what I'm saying, "spoon", nigga. We !!!!ed dwarves in the ass!
Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!
Andy Stitzer: [Jay and the customer are still arguing] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart tech, what can I help you with?
Smart Tech Customer: Is this your boy?
[Pointing at Jay]
Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?
Andy Stitzer: Hey, How can we help you sir?
Jay: No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!

LOL! I love that movie :laugh

hellz ya!!!

I'll third that movie.

Joey Gazelle: [On the Ice, about to be hit with slap shots] Don't you do this Frankie. Don't you motherf:censorg do this! :censor! Don't f:censorg do this! Don't hurt that motherf:censorg kid, you !!!!!
Perello: [Laughing] You f:censord up, Joey. You f:censord up.
Tommy "Tombs" Perello: Watch this kid, see this motherf:censorr get hit!
Joey Gazelle: [Slap Shot is shot and is going towards him] No!
[Slap Shot hits him, blood pours from his forehead]
Joey Gazelle: F:censork! AHH! You motherf:censorr, Frankie. You motherf:censorr. Don't you f:censorg hurt that f:censorg kid, you f:censork!

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some !!!!ing cola before I break vous !!!!ing lips!

"Now what we got here........is a failure to communicate"!!!!!!!!!!!:doh:p:p:p:p:p:p

Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Hobbit Lover (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/): Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0270470/): You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh, what the !!!! happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you !!!!ing morons.
Hobbit Lover (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/): You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?
[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/): Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0270470/): [chucking] Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh, I'm crazy? Those !!!!in' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a !!!!ing volcano.