I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

I hope you don't wake up and realize it was all just a dream :clap

Well, goodonya! Would that we were all so lucky. ;0)

Cool, speaking of "D's, happy anniversary to the bra. That oh so wonderful cleavage producing device.

If she owns a Sportster she has to have a brain.

Dude, rare...vary rare. The one I had was Hungarian, Chechslovakian or something. Didnt matter...not one bit. Just dont walk away with any expectations except one.......Great Memories or is that Mamories,

I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

why? Dumb ones are fun too. :shhhh

Great news.......good luck with your new romance. And she rides her own sporty........how cool is that !

Be afraid, be very afraid. I've found that women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken, and the ones that aren't, are handicapped. But does she have a sister?:p

I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

Psstt! She's killed all her ex husbands and lovers. Be careful! :laugh

I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

Don't...stop...come back.:bye

Am I the only one who came in here expecting a pic? :smoker

http://bb.bc4x4.com/images/smilies/worthless_without_pics.gif

P.S. That goes for both her and her bike.

http://bb.bc4x4.com/images/smilies/worthless_without_pics.gif

P.S. That goes for both her and her bike.

:clap I agree! :smoke

Uh, something is wrong here. You noticed she has 34D's and a Sportster, but you have yet to figure out if she has a brain? Something is very wrong here.

why buy the cow?

Uh, something is wrong here. You noticed she has 34D's and a Sportster, but you have yet to figure out if she has a brain? Something is very wrong here.

Yeah, he's letting Little Spineshot do the the thinking here. He is poised over the Pit and if Big Spineshot doesn't get some of that blood back, well, maybe he'll die happy.

Uh, something is wrong here. You noticed she has 34D's and a Sportster, but you have yet to figure out if she has a brain? Something is very wrong here.


She probably has a bigger wanker than he dose. :smoke

Pics!!! We Want Pics!!!

Dude, enjoy the ride! If she rides a Sporty, you can bet she has a very good brain. Don't go gettin' needy and all possesive...this girl can get by without a man. Just lay back, go ridin', go to her place and go ridin', yer place and go ridin'...if yer lucky, she might like you. Don't go all romantic right off the start!

BW
'05xl1200c

ps: Enjoy the ride and good luck! If nothin' else, you have a new ridin' buddy.

Good Luck !!!!!!! Hoping the best........, but:

I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

She doesn't live in Oxnard Ca does she? So far you described the girl I dated for 3 years before I met my wife. She used to ride rice though. If the answer is yes and her name is Julie........run away, far away, as fast as you can!

LOL! :laugh

LOL! She's a rare one alright, It's making me suspicious! I threw everything at her, 'I have my kids 5-6 days a week', I come and go as i please,after the kids go to the mom's' No,you are not moving in,unless i discover you are in fact 'superwoman' No,i'm not paying your credit card,or car payment.You can come see me when i'm home,but you are not staying the night if my kids are there.I ride in the rain,and 40 degree weather,I have 10,000 miles on my sporty that i just bought in may this year it had 2 miles on it,if i ride too much for your liking then stay home.She didnt even flinch! didnt get upset at anything i said or the way i said it,All she asked was if any of this would change a little if things start to go well between us,I said 'maybe' again..no complaining,not a word or cold shoulder.hhhmm what do i with that? I only said most of things to get a reaction,and see what she might say.they are all true,these will not change overnite.Maybe she doesnt care,'cause what if she IS an axe murderer? and zaps me in my sleep?? lol!

Die smiling:dancesmil

this thread, like so many others, is useless without pics!

I have a good/vivid imagination. lol

Enjoy it!!! I mean her.

Pics or she is not real!

this guy's just bragging

5'5'' 115lbs all naturals. I have verified and re-verified this information numerous times. Here they are at work installing a PCIII
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/viperrt10a/Stage%201/P2230008.jpg

I only said most of things to get a reaction,and see what she might say.they

she is either secretly hoping to change you, dumb, spineless, or the very very cool. time will tell.

Maybe she is not a she, and is actually a he. hmm

One lucky guy,hope she cleans your bike when she does hers.:banana :banana :clap

5'5'' 115lbs all naturals. I have verified and re-verified this information numerous times. Here they are at work installing a PCIIIhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/viperrt10a/Stage%201/P2230008.jpg

How do THEY work the little lock-tabs on the connectors?

I'm thinking even if the nipples are strong enough, they're gonna be too uhh meaty to get the job done... :dunno

I really hate to say this and hope everyone understands its just a joke....
But how much does she charge?
I mean for service?
On my bike?
It needs a good wash... :p

she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike!

Damn, and kinky too, I love it !!! hehehe

Can't be much more direct than that :)

Why is she wearing an engagement ring?

Why is she wearing an engagement ring?
Cause her sugar daddy gave it to her... :banana

Why is she wearing an engagement ring?

Because SHE is not the subject of this thread.... ;)

Because SHE is not the subject of this thread.... ;)
Oh there you go again making sense.
Were looking at the pic and going oohhhhh awwwwwww... :p

Probably wears the ring to scare of Bikers or letting you know whats
in store for you.As the ABBA song goes,,,,Money,Money,Money.:leekguit

Yeah thats right i am bragging,she's hot. She makes more money than i do,No she's not a guy,No she wont wash my bike.Do you want pics of boobs? or do you want to really want to see what she looks like? I noticed her boobs before i noticed her brain,Because the boobs are the attraction or 'eye candy' she uses to get my attention,so i'll talk to her and find out if in fact she does have a brain.

Brain shmanie... just keep her away from the sharp objects.

Honestly a women that can not keep a intellectual conversation will get boring.
After 20yrs.:laugh :laugh :laugh

Why is she wearing an engagement ring?

The power of the Dark Side won a small victory. A smart woman with a hot bod can make a man lose his mind and do things against his better judgment. I'm but a mortal man. I've been single many years and have been whoo'ed by the Dark Side numerous times but stood strong. The challenges were fierce, battles long, and clear victories few. At 42 I was one of the few, the proud, the single for much longer than 99.9% of the men I know who are around my age, or any age. Yes, I try to convey my experience to others who are thinking about the mistake of marriage. Why would any man risk 50% of his past, present, future earnings and retirement??? This is the Dark Sides ultimate goal. They flash and flaunt thier assets, give as much sex as you can handle and pursue this goal with unimaginable force before they wrinkle and sag. The marriage is thier retirement party. The dark side is strong and has caused more casulties than all mans wars combined. We all know of many who has been both emotionaly and financialy dismembered as result of the "M" word which leads to the "D" word. Even the greatest of warriors eventualy sucumb to the dark side. Some don't even realize it and do what is expected of the Dark Side as they have been secretly trained to do. As a proud warrior I will not go down without a pre-nup and other legal documetation to protect the empire I worked so hard to build. I will also continue the fight to prolong this battle and may possibly win the war if the my cause survives long enough. The Dark Sides Force does not fair well with years of engagment, it grows weaker as years go by. Time is the Dark Sides weakness and I know that. They may have won this battle but the war is far from over for I have not been totally suckered by the Dark Side. I only appear to be as to fool the Dark Side thus buying more time. :)


Sorry to highjack the thread with my ramblings. I just knew you guys would like the pic!!!

I stopped having woman trouble once they figured out I knew both their secrets.

5'5'' 115lbs all naturals. I have verified and re-verified this information numerous times. Here they are at work installing a PCIII
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/viperrt10a/Stage%201/P2230008.jpg

You say they're real, and they weigh 115lbs!? No wonder she's bent over!! :smoke

Just noticed that your seat was off the bike. took about an hour to notice.

I've finally met a woman who's not married or living with somebody!! I think i'm going to marry her,She's 5'1 tall,brunette hair down to her backside,101 lbs,and she has 34 D'S!!! that are real! she also has her own sporty and she has been coming over to my house and asking me to take her on my bike! I hope she has a brain:banadanc

with melons like that I would be "taking" her in every romm of the house, on the bike, front seat of the car, the back seat, in the truck,, anywhere and everywhere.......twice

I knew it was too good to be true!,The wench is married to a Marine! He's in Iraq! they are separated,But the poor bastard didnt know that until he got back here a little over a week ago! I hate this crap! Her sister told me what was going on,She was trying to stay out of it and mind her own business,but she must have felt obligated or something to tell me.That,in my book makes her one of the worst women out there,Screwing around on her husband while he's away getting shot at,She didnt even have the decency to tell him that she had moved out their house,

It's good you found out. That is a whole lot of trouble to stay away from.

I knew it was too good to be true!,The wench is married to a Marine! He's in Iraq! they are separated,But the poor bastard didnt know that until he got back here a little over a week ago! I hate this crap! Her sister told me what was going on,She was trying to stay out of it and mind her own business,but she must have felt obligated or something to tell me.That,in my book makes her one of the worst women out there,Screwing around on her husband while he's away getting shot at,She didnt even have the decency to tell him that she had moved out their house,

I knew it! Low down, lyin', cheatin', two faced, four flushin', stinkin', sneaky, rotten crotch, sleasy, slimy, Damn you to Bitch Hell. Slut.:soap

Did you get any Naked Photos we can blast all over the innernet and Shame the greasy Harlot?:p

sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
1. she loves harleys
2. She rides her own
3. She also likes to ride with you
4. Sounds good looking to.

Go for it

No, don't go for it.

Doooo iiiiiiittttt. . . i would

Had i known that she was married or even separated at the time i met her,I would have had nothing to do with her,She knows that,But i didnt know. there were no pictures in her house of him,No clothes,no nothing! I know how it feels to get dumped on when you are deployed,And that 'hose-betty' didnt even tell me or give a hint,She better be here tonite to get her friggin bike out of my garage.Her husband doesnt know she was seeing me,All he knows is that they are splitting,I have the biggest urge to call the man and tell him.But i dont know what kind of shit storm that would start.I dont even know what it would prove,or accomplish,if anything by telling him.I cant stand women like that! I want to tell him just to piss her off,But not knowing him,maybe he's wack-job.

Had i known that she was married or even separated at the time i met her,I would have had nothing to do with her,She knows that,But i didnt know. there were no pictures in her house of him,No clothes,no nothing! I know how it feels to get dumped on when you are deployed,And that 'hose-betty' didnt even tell me or give a hint,She better be here tonite to get her friggin bike out of my garage.Her husband doesnt know she was seeing me,All he knows is that they are splitting,I have the biggest urge to call the man and tell him.But i dont know what kind of shit storm that would start.I dont even know what it would prove,or accomplish,if anything by telling him.I cant stand women like that! I want to tell him just to piss her off,But not knowing him,maybe he's wack-job.

No man, don't tell him nothin', I am sure he's gonna find out about her all by himself. :shhhh
Slut

Bumps!!!!!!

She came and got her bike,She had the nerve to ask me if she could store it in my garage for the winter! I told her if have to be the one to store it and move it around all winter to keep it out of the way, I was going to put it in 'Cold Storage' at the bottom of the Androscoggin river lol!! She knows that i'd do it too!

Keep Run'n From The Whore.

Run, Run Run, Spells Trouble

i need pics to verify this story please........

34Ds... how does she keep from falling on her face all the time? :banana

I think she just did.:smoke

34Ds... how does she keep from falling on her face all the time? :banana
I don't think her face would ever hit the ground...

That's my sister you animal

Pics of what? the bike or her? or both? I dont know if i can get one of her bike now,But her i can, i dont have a digital camera but i do have some photos of her that maybe my brother can figure out how to get on here.

I am going to miss those 34'Ds though,They were 'real' too,they didnt even sag when she took her bra off,they just got 'rounder' and more pleasant to...hhmmm...do i say..hhmm 'talk about! yeah they became more pleasant to talk about lol

Pics of what? the bike or her? or both? I dont know if i can get one of her bike now,But her i can, i dont have a digital camera but i do have some photos of her that maybe my brother can figure out how to get on here.

I think I can speak for everyone, all our bellybuttons are puckering in anticipation.:banana

We need to see pictures of her just so we know to stay away if we ever see her in person. Yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Post 'em up in the "Super Off Topic" section if ya know what I mean. :shhhh

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We need to see pictures of her just so we know to stay away if we ever see her in person. Yeah, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Post 'em up in the "Super Off Topic" section if ya know what I mean. :shhhh

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Oh yeah, "pay for view":mad:

Oh yeah, "pay for view"
No, I know he can't because he's not a paying member. Nothing wrong with not being a paying member, by the way. I was just humorously suggesting the type of photo needed. :laugh

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danger danger run will robinson !!!!
17 years ago i got traped by a woman somewhat like that. run while you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psstt! She's killed all her ex husbands and lovers. Be careful! :laugh

If that's the case, can I get on the waiting list? :D

bleh, never any pics, and this thread is almost old enough for them to be 34 longs by now!

34Ds... how does she keep from falling on her face all the time? :banana

Can we place bets on how many times she bounces?? :laugh

She came and got her bike,She had the nerve to ask me if she could store it in my garage for the winter! I told her if have to be the one to store it and move it around all winter to keep it out of the way, I was going to put it in 'Cold Storage' at the bottom of the Androscoggin river lol!! She knows that i'd do it too!

You should've agreed to store the bike with the conditions that you get the key(s) and title to hold in case anything happened to her. :rolleyes: Then you could see if it really was her bike or his and she was feeding you another line of crap. :wonderlan

I understand the upset part. Now the question is, did you enjoy your time with her? Maybe she was splitting for a legitimate reason, maybe she waited for him to come home so he did not go out and do something crazy(dear John letters have gotten a lot of bad press over the years), and maybe she really is a nice gal that made a mistake. She has sorted out her business and now the strings are cut. You will likely be playing your own skin flute for a while with all the rules and stuff you listed in the begining of this thread. Maybe you are the crazy one?????? She has less baggage than you do.

yeah,she was nice and i had plenty fun with her.however that dont mean it's okay to lie to me,ask me to pay her bills or hide the fact she was married,I just saw her the other day,And we talked for a little bit,She got angry because i wont see her,because of the mess that happened,and she's living with somebody else anyways,Yeah i know i have rules,they keep me out of trouble most of the time lol

bleh, never any pics, and this thread is almost old enough for them to be 34 longs by now!

34 longs...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
:banana :banana :banana :banana

34 longs...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
:banana :banana :banana :banana

I dated a chick with 34 longs.. Problem with those are a Bikini top/bra makes em look tremendous... until............................................. ......

This thred Is useless with out pictures ! LMFAO ! DD s are good too !

I knew it was too good to be true!,The wench is married to a Marine! He's in Iraq! they are separated,But the poor bastard didnt know that until he got back here a little over a week ago! I hate this crap! Her sister told me what was going on,She was trying to stay out of it and mind her own business,but she must have felt obligated or something to tell me.That,in my book makes her one of the worst women out there,Screwing around on her husband while he's away getting shot at,She didnt even have the decency to tell him that she had moved out their house,

So how does the sister look ?? Does she ride !

She has a sister but she is about 65yrs old,and about 325 (no joke).