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10th March 2012
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Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Central Mo.
Posts: 3,438 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 custom Sportster/Buell Year: 2004 Other Motorcycle Model: FLSTF Fatboy Other Motorcycle Year: 1999
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Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ; So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?' ' Yes, she's out in the garden too '& The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman.. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' 'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
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11th March 2012
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in a house in central NJ
Posts: 653 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2002 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XL - Sold Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1979
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i'd have to kill him
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11th March 2012
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Allez Montreal Habs
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: FT Myers
Posts: 4,357 Sportster/Buell Model: sportsterR Sportster/Buell Year: 2105 Other Motorcycle Model: 82 1000sz katana Other Motorcycle Year: abov
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It would know the backside of my hand.
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11th March 2012
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Senior Chief Know It All
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 807 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 1991
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ireeman
It would know the backside of my hand.
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God gave children an ass for a reason.......
Not trying to come off as offensive,Im just saying.
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11th March 2012
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: on a curvy NH road
Posts: 5,594 Sportster/Buell Model: Custom Sportster/Buell Year: 05
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that is too funny.
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