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Old 30th July 2012
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> I was in a bar last Saturday night.

> Had a few.... I noticed two large women by the bar.

> They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"

> One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

> So, I immediately apologized
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"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”

> That's the last thing I remember......
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