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4th January 2011
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Greasemonkey
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: indiana
Posts: 144 Sportster/Buell Model: 883c Sportster/Buell Year: 2004
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Pink Perfarated Ping-Pong Balls
A father has a son. And when the son reaches the age of 5 the father asks him what he wants for his birtday. The boys says he wants 100 pink perfratated ping-pong balls. The dad says ok son if this is what you really want then this is what we will do. So years go by and the son is about to turn 16 and his father asks him, son what kind of car do you want for your birthday. The father is very wealthy and the boy has his choice of every exotic car on the market, but he tells his dad all I really want is one million pink perfarated ping-pong balls. The father is confused, but if his son wants them then thats what hes gonna get. Years go by and the son is getting married. The dad tells his son I want to buy you a house as a wedding present. The sons explains that all he really needs is 2 million pink perfarated ping-pong balls to finish what he has been working on all these years. The father and son go to the local bar and tie one on celebrating the wedding. On the way home the son is weaving all over the road and hits a colvert and flips the car ejecting both men. The dad is unhurt but the son is in a grave way and dieing quickly. The father leans over and says son I know this is not the best time to ask, but before you die I ahve to know what have you been doing with all those pink perfarated ping-pong balls. The son says I....
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AND HE DIES 
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I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
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4th January 2011
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XL Forum Gold Supporting Vendor
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Longmont, Colorado
Posts: 10,196 Sportster/Buell Model: 07 883 X2 plus 5 Buells Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Sportster/Buell Model #2: 92 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 96 Other Motorcycle Model: and 2 more!!
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Boooooo!!!
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Dan
NRHS
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The truth is out there. It's only a matter of time!
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4th January 2011
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Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: So Cal
Posts: 2,213 Sportster/Buell Model: 883C Sportster/Buell Year: 2000
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Where's the
NEGATIVE
reputation button..........
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The Only Y2K dual-set 883C
So Cal
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4th January 2011
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Mom says Im quite a catch
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Citrus Heights
Posts: 991 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883 - 1250 Sportster/Buell Year: 2006
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Waste of bandwidth
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EP Up the Irons!
"Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake." ~ Holden Caulfield
Link to my NRHS build thread
Have wrapped exhaust? Please read
Quote:
Originally Posted by khaskins
"my bike scares the cars and they scream like little girls"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rottenralph
Bees and balls don't mix.
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4th January 2011
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Flat Track Champion
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: southern indiana
Posts: 621 Sportster/Buell Model: xl1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2001 Sportster/Buell Model #2: xlch900 sportster Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1966
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you turd!!!! 
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Today is tommorrow yesterday!!!!!! Im a sheep in wolves clothing
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4th January 2011
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Land Speed Record
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 778 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 883 Sportster Sportster/Buell Year: 1992
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perforated is the word...
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Jonathan Seagull discovered that boredom and fear and anger are the reasons that a gull's life is so short, and with these gone from his thought, he lived a long fine life indeed...
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4th January 2011
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Banned
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: a liddo northwest of you
Posts: 6,363 Sportster/Buell Model: Sportster Sportster/Buell Year: 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smittyevo883
.........The dad is unhurt but the son is in a grave way and dieing quickly. The father leans over and says son I know this is not the best time to ask, ......
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I dont get it, you lost me when you said he is in a grave way and dieing...
well duh! Wouldnt he be dead before he was in the grave?  |
8th January 2011
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Greasemonkey
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Athens, Al
Posts: 99 Sportster/Buell Model: Iron 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2009
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In a grave way = in a bad way.....severly injured.
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Want to do Mini-Apes? Click Link for parts list:
http://xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?p=2272480#post2272480
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8th January 2011
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 3,339 Sportster/Buell Model: SXL883C Sportster/Buell Year: 2002
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I don't get it.
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8th January 2011
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Flat Track Champion
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Cowtown
Posts: 600 Sportster/Buell Model: Nightster Sportster/Buell Year: 2008 Sportster/Buell Model #2: Nightster Sportster/Buell Year #2: 2007
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 That's almost "troll-like" I vote for banishment  |
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