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29th April 2011
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Chief Know It All
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Appalachian Mountains
Posts: 424 Sportster/Buell Model: iron 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2010
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scratches on my gas tank....
SO You go into the garage and see cats all over Your bike,the cover is no longer on it,but on the floor beside it.You think "how the heck did they do that?" while trying to ease on towards them so they dont panic.....WRONG !!!!! They FREAK and scatter clawing thier way to safer havens away from the now raving and screaming madman. Tank took lots of abuse.....soooooooo.. I calmed down,removed the tank, then some sanding and paint,and nice and pretty again
You ask bout the cats??? well they are still around,just not able to get into the garage anymore with thier sneaky ninja like ways HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Today....however....I have new scratches on my tank which are worse than before. I could only smile this timetho......my 19 month old son loves to play with rocks and dirt,climb in my jeep, and sit on my sporty.
Sometime while he was playing on it with mama he had layed over the tank and held on with his tiny little dirty hands.......perfect marks of his tiny hands. Im thinkin clear coat and keeping them 
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29th April 2011
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Allez Montreal Habs
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: FT Myers
Posts: 4,357 Sportster/Buell Model: sportsterR Sportster/Buell Year: 2105 Other Motorcycle Model: 82 1000sz katana Other Motorcycle Year: abov
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Cats are like Red ants....you can not rehabilitate either.
I suggest a over head 40,000 gpm sprinkler system that is motion tripped, in addition 135 dbs of Wagners " Flight of the Valkyries " should be played at the security trip.
Other than that...use infrared lasers and Zap the little shits.
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29th April 2011
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Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 562 Sportster/Buell Model: 883/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 98
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ireeman
Cats are like Red ants....you can not rehabilitate either.
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1998 883-NRHS 1250-N4's-Dyna2000i
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29th April 2011
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Senior Chief Master Mechanic 2nd Class
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,537 Sportster/Buell Model: XL1200R SOLD Sportster/Buell Year: 06
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Effin cats! Man, lol... I used to have a '94 Jeep and lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of cats running loose. Once summer hit, I had the top off for the whole summer. Cats would ALWAYS sleep in my jeep. Once I hopped in to go to bank. I got to bank. Waited in line. My turn. Pull out my wallet... WTF??? Back of shorts were soaked, I lifted wallet, sniffed... cat piss!!! Grr, fricken cant stand cats
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29th April 2011
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Biker
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: baltimore
Posts: 43 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200xlc Sportster/Buell Year: 06
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cats are pretty easy to take care of with a .22, or if your town prohibits firearms discharge a strong air rifle will do the trick.
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29th April 2011
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Master Mechanic
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 284 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2001
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Don't know if there's much you can do... those ninja cats are tough and fast

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29th April 2011
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Senior Chief Know It All
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: corwith-on-boone
Posts: 805 Sportster/Buell Model: xlx61 Sportster/Buell Year: 85 Sportster/Buell Model #2: xl1200r Sportster/Buell Year #2: 05 Other Motorcycle Model: yamaha vstar 650 custom Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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cats in the garage should get flying lessons!
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85 xlx61 (with a million miles and a million mods)
05 xl1200r (bought used)
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29th April 2011
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Chief Know It All
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 430 Sportster/Buell Model: xl1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2005
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Robotech can show you how to get rid of cats. 
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29th April 2011
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Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan In garage !
Posts: 2,374 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2008 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XL1000 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1975 Other Motorcycle Model: Aermacchi Harley SX175 Other Motorcycle Year: 1975
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I think you guys are over reacting, A little pussy never hurt anybody!!
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29th April 2011
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Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 3,331 Sportster/Buell Model: XL1250 Sportster/Buell Year: '02
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Cats just hate sportsters
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starleak
Effin cats! Man, lol... I used to have a '94 Jeep and lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of cats running loose. Once summer hit, I had the top off for the whole summer. Cats would ALWAYS sleep in my jeep. Once I hopped in to go to bank. I got to bank. Waited in line. My turn. Pull out my wallet... WTF??? Back of shorts were soaked, I lifted wallet, sniffed... cat piss!!! Grr, fricken cant stand cats
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I'm sorry but this is freaking hilarious 
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