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31st January 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Anyone ever date a biter?
Seriously, I thought this chick I was hanging with tonight was literally going to chew my piercings straight through my flesh... hot yes, but kinda weird too. She's passed out in my bed right now. Give her the boot, or feed her breakfast and give her my number? How do I make a poll?
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31st January 2012
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Western Ontario
Posts: 3,973 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 1200 R Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Sportster/Buell Model #2: Buell Uly (sold) Sportster/Buell Year #2: 2009 Other Motorcycle Model: 2010 Ural Patrol(sold)
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Perhaps she was hungry, feeding her breakfast may be the way to go
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31st January 2012
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Sunny Italy
Posts: 15,362 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 1993 Other Motorcycle Model: Moto Guzzi California EV Other Motorcycle Year: 1998
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I dated a biter years ago. Well, maybe decades ago. One time while climaxing she clamped onto my cheek bone and I had a black eye for a week. But I gotta admit it, it was worth it. 
Although, I don't think I could have put up with it on a consistent basis for any length of time.
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31st January 2012
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Perfidious Albion
Posts: 6,924 Sportster/Buell Model: XL1250S Sportster/Buell Year: 1998
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Remove her teeth before she wakes up, then keep her.
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31st January 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steelworker
Remove her teeth before she wakes up, then keep her.
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Sweet, good call. now where are my pliers... |
31st January 2012
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Location: on a curvy NH road
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she's already passed out. Let her sleep get bit a couple more times in the morning.
Then give her he boot.
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31st January 2012
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Location: Kennett Square, PA
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I married one...  |
31st January 2012
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary, AB, Canada
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I once got a sweater for Christmas. I wish I would have got a screamer (or biter) instead! 
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31st January 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Well, I don't know if it is related to the fact that I got bit at least 20 times last night and this morning, but I punched a dude who didn't like how I was driving about 3 hrs ago.
Still waitin for the cops to show up at my house. I think all the excess adrenalin I had in my system may have been a contributing factor. I haven't done anything like that for nearly 20 years
BTW if they do show up, my response will be !. I wasn't driving that truck....... and 2: no warrant no entry.
I'm open to any and all other advice, and or questions.
Oh and just so you guys know. she has the awesomest perky little boobs. I tried to get a camera out, but I swear chicks have a camera radar. I couldn't get nothing to share with the class.
Last edited by beornj; 31st January 2012 at 23:05..
Reason: adding relevant data about perky boobs.
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31st January 2012
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Senior Chief Know It All 2nd Class
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Temecula, CA
Posts: 1,474 Sportster/Buell Model: Sportster 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 1999 Other Motorcycle Model: Dyna Wide Glide Other Motorcycle Year: 2011
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Okay, first, we will need a full update on this so be sure your lawyer or contact has your XLForum username and password handy and will be required to let us know your status until you are able to do so in person.
Second, I dated a bitter too and while extremely kinky and damn good in bed, she was CRAZY. The crazy ones are always awesome in bed.
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