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Seriously, I thought this chick I was hanging with tonight was literally going to chew my piercings straight through my flesh... hot yes, but kinda weird too. She's passed out in my bed right now. Give her the boot, or feed her breakfast and give her my number? How do I make a poll?
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Perhaps she was hungry, feeding her breakfast may be the way to go
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I dated a biter years ago. Well, maybe decades ago. One time while climaxing she clamped onto my cheek bone and I had a black eye for a week. But I gotta admit it, it was worth it.

Although, I don't think I could have put up with it on a consistent basis for any length of time.
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Remove her teeth before she wakes up, then keep her.
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Remove her teeth before she wakes up, then keep her.
Sweet, good call. now where are my pliers...
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she's already passed out. Let her sleep get bit a couple more times in the morning.
Then give her he boot.
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Well, I don't know if it is related to the fact that I got bit at least 20 times last night and this morning, but I punched a dude who didn't like how I was driving about 3 hrs ago.

Still waitin for the cops to show up at my house. I think all the excess adrenalin I had in my system may have been a contributing factor. I haven't done anything like that for nearly 20 years


BTW if they do show up, my response will be !. I wasn't driving that truck....... and 2: no warrant no entry.

I'm open to any and all other advice, and or questions.

Oh and just so you guys know. she has the awesomest perky little boobs. I tried to get a camera out, but I swear chicks have a camera radar. I couldn't get nothing to share with the class.

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Okay, first, we will need a full update on this so be sure your lawyer or contact has your XLForum username and password handy and will be required to let us know your status until you are able to do so in person.

Second, I dated a bitter too and while extremely kinky and damn good in bed, she was CRAZY. The crazy ones are always awesome in bed.
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