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31st January 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Where didn't she is a better question. I have bite marks on every appendage above the knee. Thankfully, she knew what she was doing, and the glans and scrote are ok. My fingers, ears, neck, cheeks, back, quads, biceps, pecs and nipples are all tore up though. Can't wait to do it again. 
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31st January 2012
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Webster, NY
Posts: 1,030 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883/1200 Hugger Sportster/Buell Year: 1995 Sportster/Buell Model #2: 11 RK Other Motorcycle Model: 72 Triumph Daytona
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if I was you, I'd be careful what got near her mouth!
Just sayin...
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1st February 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wedge
OK, I gotta ask, what did this socker dad do to get you to punch him?
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I was pulling out of a dirt alley, onto pavement into a school zone. I was driving a chevey truck with no load in the bed, so when I went form dirt to pave, one of the back tires barked. Mister 6'3 soccer dad was across the street and and started screamin at me to slow the F#$K down and every other word that he new. My speed was never more than 10mph in a 20. so I may or may not have stopped and went and discussed it with him. Big Ol pussy anyway, I hope his kid saw it. |
1st February 2012
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Whitworth Products
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 6,513 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200R Sportster/Buell Year: 2005 Other Motorcycle Model: 5 bikes and 1 quad
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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, and maybe the cops thought the same...
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1st February 2012
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BT Heathen
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,883 Sportster/Buell Model: FLHTPI Sportster/Buell Year: 2007
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- Hot sex
- Perky boobs
And you're thinking of giving her the boot...why?? Hell, I put up with scratch and bite marks from an ex's cat; I'm sure I could put up with them from a hot chick. If you don't want her, please, give me your address - I'll head over there right now to take that pretty little thing off your hands. ...just because I'm such a nice guy, of course. 
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Originally Posted by Robotech
The crazy ones are always awesome in bed.
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Amen to that! I don't know what it is, but insanity equals great sex. I dated one girl who my friends all declared 100% loco, and she was responsible for the craziest, wildest, "Dear Penthouse"-iest sex I've ever had!
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1st February 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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You guys have convinced me. If I don't end up in jail tonight for drilling the soccer dad, then me and the biter are gonna do it again wed. night. Wish me and all my appendages luck. 
Last edited by beornj; 13th February 2012 at 22:40..
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1st February 2012
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Biker
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 33 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200S anniversary Sportster/Buell Year: 2003 Other Motorcycle Model: suzuki VX800 Other Motorcycle Year: 1995
Reputation: 10
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Indeed better doing it with Elisa than in jail
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1st February 2012
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in a house in central NJ
Posts: 654 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2002 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XL - Sold Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1979
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Quote:
Originally Posted by muskramble
Indeed better doing it with Elisa than in jail
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Ya think?? 
let's see...on one hand we have the lovely, hot & sexy Elisa, or on the other hand we have big & sweaty Bubba...hmmmmm
I think I'm going with.....Elisa
good luck to all yer tender spots!! |
1st February 2012
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Oh $&!t, now what. . .
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Boise, ID
Posts: 445 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Hugger/1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 95 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 00
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Still haven't heard from the popo. I might have actually gotten away with this one. Friggin awesome
I swear I will attempt to get pics, next time those boobs come out, cause you guys deserve to see 'em. |
1st February 2012
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Irwin, Pennsylvania
Posts: 4,669 Sportster/Buell Model: Hammer 1250 Hugger Sportster/Buell Year: 1997
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Only one thing better than a hot chick with perky nips.........
That's a red headed hot chick with perky nips!!!
Please tell me she's a red head!
Damn, I'm a sucker for red headed women.
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