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Old 1st February 2012
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one thing???

Just were did she bite you


Where didn't she is a better question. I have bite marks on every appendage above the knee. Thankfully, she knew what she was doing, and the glans and scrote are ok. My fingers, ears, neck, cheeks, back, quads, biceps, pecs and nipples are all tore up though. Can't wait to do it again.
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if I was you, I'd be careful what got near her mouth!

Just sayin...
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OK, I gotta ask, what did this socker dad do to get you to punch him?
I was pulling out of a dirt alley, onto pavement into a school zone. I was driving a chevey truck with no load in the bed, so when I went form dirt to pave, one of the back tires barked. Mister 6'3 soccer dad was across the street and and started screamin at me to slow the F#$K down and every other word that he new. My speed was never more than 10mph in a 20. so I may or may not have stopped and went and discussed it with him. Big Ol pussy anyway, I hope his kid saw it.
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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, and maybe the cops thought the same...
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  1. Hot sex
  2. Perky boobs
And you're thinking of giving her the boot...why?? Hell, I put up with scratch and bite marks from an ex's cat; I'm sure I could put up with them from a hot chick. If you don't want her, please, give me your address - I'll head over there right now to take that pretty little thing off your hands. ...just because I'm such a nice guy, of course.

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You guys have convinced me. If I don't end up in jail tonight for drilling the soccer dad, then me and the biter are gonna do it again wed. night. Wish me and all my appendages luck.

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Indeed better doing it with Elisa than in jail
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Indeed better doing it with Elisa than in jail
Ya think??
let's see...on one hand we have the lovely, hot & sexy Elisa, or on the other hand we have big & sweaty Bubba...hmmmmm

I think I'm going with.....Elisa

good luck to all yer tender spots!!
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Still haven't heard from the popo. I might have actually gotten away with this one. Friggin awesome


I swear I will attempt to get pics, next time those boobs come out, cause you guys deserve to see 'em.
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Only one thing better than a hot chick with perky nips.........
That's a red headed hot chick with perky nips!!!
Please tell me she's a red head!

Damn, I'm a sucker for red headed women.
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