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Old 24th February 2012
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If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test


How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S






Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a Pervert
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It's good to know that I don't have Alzheimer's.
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It's good to know that I don't have Alzheimer's.
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Yep, I'm a perv.
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