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15th February 2008
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Senior Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 2,942 Sportster/Buell Model: (05)1200C-Sold Sportster/Buell Model #2: (07)1200N-Lemon traded Other Motorcycle Model: 2008 FLSTN/2007.5 TUONO
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Poem
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a wealthy deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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15th February 2008
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,023 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200 conversion Sportster/Buell Year: 1997 Sportster/Buell Model #2: FLH Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1971 Other Motorcycle Model: FLHTC Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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I think you need to win a prize for the second poem..... The first one nnnaaahhhhh.... 
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Bolting foo foo on... is not building.... The dealer is not your friend, he is like the IRS, just wants your money.... Chopping up perfectly good motorcycles is fun, try it, you might like it...
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15th February 2008
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Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 309
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I actually did 'laugh out loud' at the Men's Poem.......
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15th February 2008
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Riding with Angels
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Taxsonville, Florida
Posts: 2,763 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 1200 C Black & Silver Sportster/Buell Year: 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RoadChick
[COLOR="Red"]WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
COLOR]
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Thats me !!! |
15th February 2008
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Senior Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 2,942 Sportster/Buell Model: (05)1200C-Sold Sportster/Buell Model #2: (07)1200N-Lemon traded Other Motorcycle Model: 2008 FLSTN/2007.5 TUONO
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Originally Posted by JonnyRtn
I think you need to win a prize for the second poem..... The first one nnnaaahhhhh.... |
LOL... Yeah I agree about the first.
A friend sent me this to me.
The last part made me laugh... |
15th February 2008
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Senior Chief Master Mechanic 1st Class
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Alaska
Posts: 1,263 Sportster/Buell Model: xlh883 Hugger Sportster/Buell Year: 1997 Other Motorcycle Model: Springer Classic Other Motorcycle Year: 2005
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MAN'S POEM
I pray for a wealthy deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a Harley Dealership. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
there that's better ! 
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Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs.” ~ Jim Morrison
1997 XLH 883 hugger/1212 conversion, Buell Thunderstorm heads, 44mm cv carb, .497 Cams, SE programmable Ignition Module, Baron Tach, Outlaw forward controls, Brawler Seat.
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15th February 2008
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Senior Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 2,942 Sportster/Buell Model: (05)1200C-Sold Sportster/Buell Model #2: (07)1200N-Lemon traded Other Motorcycle Model: 2008 FLSTN/2007.5 TUONO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by srrice40
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a wealthy deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a Harley Dealership. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
there that's better !
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LMAO!!
I like it!! |
15th February 2008
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Senior Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 2,942 Sportster/Buell Model: (05)1200C-Sold Sportster/Buell Model #2: (07)1200N-Lemon traded Other Motorcycle Model: 2008 FLSTN/2007.5 TUONO
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Italian Girl!!
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how
was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9
months to see if it is a girl!!!"
Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously
intelligent!
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15th February 2008
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Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Central Coast, CA
Posts: 513 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883HUG Sportster/Buell Year: 1997
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MAN’S POEM
I would like a second girlfriend
Who really likes my first girlfriend
And is OK with a third girlfriend
Traveling Through
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Valentine HAIKU
New Bike Means more that Flowers
Deluxe Road Chick Ride
First, Love yourself.
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1997 Hugger SE 1200 Conversion, Mikuni HSR42 Carb, Dragron II AC w/K&N Filter, SE 2-1 Pipes, Corbin Gunfighter and Lady saddle, 13 1/2" Progressive 412 Shocks, Progressive Fork Springs, Mutazu Hard Bags mounted with Easy Brackets, detachable Mutazu Hard Trunk, Rifle Roadster Fairing.
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15th February 2008
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Senior Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 2,942 Sportster/Buell Model: (05)1200C-Sold Sportster/Buell Model #2: (07)1200N-Lemon traded Other Motorcycle Model: 2008 FLSTN/2007.5 TUONO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glh
MAN’S POEM
I would like a second girlfriend
Who really likes my first girlfriend
And is OK with a third girlfriend
Traveling Through
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Valentine HAIKU
New Bike Means more that Flowers
Deluxe Road Chick Ride
First, Love yourself.
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Do not know Haiku....
Do know I love myself more.
Okay being lone.
Last edited by RoadChick; 15th February 2008 at 05:40..
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