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Ok, I always give credit where it's due, and I borrowed this from Safeyman, i hope you like it, because it is so true......


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2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.














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6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
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After that, I think I'll go ride.
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Ok, I always give credit where it's due, and I borrowed this from Safeyman, i hope you like it, because it is so true......
Ok, you got me!
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Yep, I fell for that one. But I'm also missing my wisdom teeth and a molar. So I was really thinking I was proving it wrong...until I read the rest.
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