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Old 17th March 2008
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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Oh, and an additional warning. Beer has an effect on men know as "Beer Goggles." It will cause men to "willingly" have intimate relations with women that they otherwise would not speak to. These "women" include "Bremoloes," "Cows," "Fuglies," among others. If you suspect you are being targeted, or see a friend being targeted, intervention is crucial!
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So that's how I got stuck.. I knew it wasn't possible that I AM endowed for life without some evil plan.
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also when going out it is wise to travel in "packs" or groups of 3 or more so ebery one can watch each others back..
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