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Old 19th August 2008
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today is my 7th wedding aniversery. before that i kept her awnry ass up 10 long years . makeing a grand total 200 years i have catered to this little princess so when should i expect the 2 big tittied blond with my big ass check and how much will it be can i finnally get my big bore kit or at least some typing lessons come on fellas give a young man some hope!
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today is my 7th wedding aniversery. before that i kept her awnry ass up 10 long years . makeing a grand total 200 years i have catered to this little princess so when should i expect the 2 big tittied blond with my big ass check and how much will it be can i finnally get my big bore kit or at least some typing lessons come on fellas give a young man some hope!
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today is my 7th wedding aniversery.

After that, I'm clueless.
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today is my 7th wedding aniversery. before that i kept her awnry ass up 10 long years . makeing a grand total 200 years i have catered to this little princess so when should i expect the 2 big tittied blond with my big ass check and how much will it be can i finnally get my big bore kit or at least some typing lessons come on fellas give a young man some hope!
You want a 2 Big Tittied Blond to check your big ass for 200 years? And give you typing lessons?

If you go to the right part of town, you Might be able to find one that'll do it for 10 bucks, but not for 200 hundred years. And I doubt very much you'll get Typing Lessons at any price...

Get real.

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You should go to Amsterdam by yourself for your anniversary and buy two blondes with big titties for a few hours. That ought to cure you. You won't get a check but you will get a lube and fluid change out of it. You might need to get your check from the doctor after you return.
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You should go to Amsterdam by yourself for your anniversary and buy two blondes with big titties for a few hours. That ought to cure you. You won't get a check but you will get a lube and fluid change out of it. You might need to get your check from the doctor after you return.
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Im sittin here with the 2 big tittied blondes, and they assure me that your big ass aint gettin no damn check. SORRY.
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I gather the relationship is not going swimmingly well at the moment.
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