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29th August 2008
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Master Bike Builder
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Northeast Ohio
Posts: 2,039 Sportster/Buell Model: 883-1380cc hot rod Sportster/Buell Year: 87 Sportster/Buell Model #2: wife's 883-1200 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 87
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Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens..
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am takin g over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Roster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....
Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this
Story? ..
Don't mess with the THE OLDER GENERATION
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
Ted
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Still crazy after all these years.
Late 87-883 Hugger/1380cc (84") conversion. Too many cool parts to list. Built engine on a fresh set of cases, so conversion might not really describe it. Estimated near 115 hp.
Early 87-883/1200 conversion. Wife's bike. SE heads, 1200 flat pistons, 40" Drag Pipes, everything else stock.
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."
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29th August 2008
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fisherofmen
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: alabama
Posts: 4,458 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200 C Chopper Sportster/Buell Year: 2005 Sportster/Buell Model #2: 1200 R Sportster/Buell Year #2: 08 Other Motorcycle Model: XLH 1000 Other Motorcycle Year: 79
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how true 
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CURE FOR INSOMNIA. QUIT COUNTING THE SHEEP AND TALK TO THE SHEPHERD.
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31st August 2008
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Flat Track Champion
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: southern indiana
Posts: 621 Sportster/Buell Model: xl1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 2001 Sportster/Buell Model #2: xlch900 sportster Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1966
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31st August 2008
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Riding with Angels
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Where ever I am at the time...
Posts: 2,157 Sportster/Buell Model: XLCH Sportster/Buell Year: 1975 Other Motorcycle Model: Yamaha XT550 mutant Other Motorcycle Year: 1982
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Originally Posted by sporty01
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+1 on that!!!
That one had me laughing so hard security just check in to see if I was ok.......  |
11th September 2008
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Biker
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: N.H.
Posts: 11 Sportster/Buell Model: XLCH 1000 Sportster/Buell Year: 1974 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XLCH 1000 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1973 Other Motorcycle Model: Harley SS-250 Other Motorcycle Year: 1975
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HAAA! Good one.
That reminds me of one my dad told me one time.
This old bull and a young bull were up on the hill one day under a shade tree. They were looking down to the pasture at all the cows.
The young bull say's to the old bull, 'lets run down there and bang us one of them cows'.
The old bull yawns, and with a smile say's, 'why dont we WALK down there and bang 'em all'!
Moral of the story: Slow down and pace your self. You can get more done then if you are 'bulling and jamming', tuckering your self out.
(We were doing wood one fall when i was just a kid. I was working like a wild man, and after a couple hours, i was beat. The 'ol man, well he just kept chuggin' away) |
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thats hilarious
