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Default A new Harvard medical study of sex among married couples.....

It has been determined,

The most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.





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It has been determined,

The most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

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Good one...however I must be the exception. Not like that at my house
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I wish it were not true but unfortunately it is. If you are a guy considering marriage, don't. get a new bike, several girlfriends and a life and you will be fine.

Shortcake, you are one of few. Life was great before kids.
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I've been married 24 years and have sex almost every day.......no, wait a second, does it count if I'm the only person in the room?
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I wish it were not true but unfortunately it is. If you are a guy considering marriage, don't. get a new bike, several girlfriends and a life and you will be fine.

Shortcake, you are one of few. Life was great before kids.
I know I am one of the few...few of many things. I am not your sterotype female and most females don't even like me because of it. I am blunt, honest and perfer to hang out with the guys. After being married a long time and 2 boys later...we still got it going on...
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Toooo funny...good one.
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I've been married 24 years and have sex almost every day.......no, wait a second, does it count if I'm the only person in the room?
Oh, I see, your into S&M.

She sleeps wile you master........
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All you single guys - take it from a married guy of 18 years.....I've had sex probably 18 times in the last 18 years.......STAY SINGLE GUYS! Buy a new bike and have your way with "her" instead.
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I have only been married a little over 4 years and not a day goes by where I don't wish I was still single. Life was so much easier then and drama free. ah the good old days!
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