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4th November 2008
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 6,517
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A new Harvard medical study of sex among married couples.....
It has been determined,
The most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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4th November 2008
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Senior Master Bike Builder
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: indiana pennsylvania
Posts: 2,108 Sportster/Buell Model: roadking classic Sportster/Buell Year: 01
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how true! 
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5th November 2008
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Biker
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 96 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 XLH Sportster/Buell Year: 1994 Other Motorcycle Model: Kawi 1500 Nomad Other Motorcycle Year: 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeffytune
It has been determined,
The most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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Good one...however I must be the exception. Not like that at my house 
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5th November 2008
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: cordova, tn
Posts: 12,744 Sportster/Buell Model: xl1218rr turbo Sportster/Buell Year: 1993
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I wish it were not true but unfortunately it is. If you are a guy considering marriage, don't. get a new bike, several girlfriends and a life and you will be fine.
Shortcake, you are one of few. Life was great before kids.
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Spoiled but definitely not rotten. Started life as a black 1993, 1200 Now-1218, Home ported 2009 FI heads, SE 551 cams, Aerocharger variable vane turbo. Dyna2Ki, JMC aluminum swingarm, Chainsikle custom mid forward controls, GBC inverted front end, 3 degree wide-glide trees and 5 degree raked cups. 18x5.5 fatspoke rear with 150/60 and 21x3.5 with 120/70.
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5th November 2008
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Senior Chief Know It All 1st Class
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Pickering Ontario Canada
Posts: 1,127 Sportster/Buell Model: XL1200C Sportster/Buell Year: 05
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I've been married 24 years and have sex almost every day.......no, wait a second, does it count if I'm the only person in the room?
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5th November 2008
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Biker
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 96 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 XLH Sportster/Buell Year: 1994 Other Motorcycle Model: Kawi 1500 Nomad Other Motorcycle Year: 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rottenralph
I wish it were not true but unfortunately it is. If you are a guy considering marriage, don't. get a new bike, several girlfriends and a life and you will be fine.
Shortcake, you are one of few. Life was great before kids.
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I know I am one of the few...few of many things. I am not your sterotype female and most females don't even like me because of it. I am blunt, honest and perfer to hang out with the guys. After being married a long time and 2 boys later...we still got it going on... 
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5th November 2008
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Biker
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NC
Posts: 96 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 XLH Sportster/Buell Year: 1994 Other Motorcycle Model: Kawi 1500 Nomad Other Motorcycle Year: 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scottgearman
I've been married 24 years and have sex almost every day.......no, wait a second, does it count if I'm the only person in the room?
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 Toooo funny...good one.
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5th November 2008
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 6,517
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scottgearman
I've been married 24 years and have sex almost every day.......no, wait a second, does it count if I'm the only person in the room?
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Oh, I see, your into S&M.
She sleeps wile you master........ 
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5th November 2008
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Senior Chief Master Mechanic 2nd Class
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,593
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All you single guys - take it from a married guy of 18 years.....I've had sex probably 18 times in the last 18 years.......STAY SINGLE GUYS! Buy a new bike and have your way with "her" instead.
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5th November 2008
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Harley Engineer
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Worthington,MN
Posts: 339 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 1200 Sportster/Buell Year: 2001
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I have only been married a little over 4 years and not a day goes by where I don't wish I was still single. Life was so much easier then and drama free. ah the good old days!
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