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15th February 2009
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 4,961 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R1150R Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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A Blonde Goes to Walmart
A BLONDE was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat that was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the cat's tail over to WAL-MART!
"Why WAL-MART?" you ask.
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
Because...
WALMART
is the largest RE-TAILER in the world!!!
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aka - 'Bubba' of the Hells Beerguts MC
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Marquis de la Grange (1639 - 1692)
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15th February 2009
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Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 509 Sportster/Buell Model: sportster xl Sportster/Buell Year: 1997
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15th February 2009
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: north east Kansas
Posts: 1,093 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH Sportster/Buell Year: 94 Sportster/Buell Model #2: 1200C Sportster/Buell Year #2: 03
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what do you call 10 blonds at the bottem of the ocean
air pocket
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Kyle
94 Flamin 883
9.5-1 1200 flat tops under Flow Tech worked 883 heads
SE ac, SE bolt in cams
CS tapered cut exhaust
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15th February 2009
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Senior Chief Master Mechanic 1st Class
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1,236 Sportster/Buell Model: 883-1200 Custom Sportster/Buell Year: 1999
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Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
So they have a place to hook their high heels
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The mind is like a parachute. Works best when open.
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15th February 2009
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 4,961 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R1150R Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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Oh, that's baaad Hog  |
15th February 2009
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Red Beard Cycles
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: MARY Lund, YUK !
Posts: 9,801 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH-1208 Sportster/Buell Year: 1997 Other Motorcycle Year: ALL
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whats the first thing a blonde says in the morning ??
Are all you guys on the same team ?
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I AM THE REAL BAT-MAN!
You Can't Fix STUPID !
Originator of the " NIGHT LITE"
"Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"
"Horsepower Never Lies" - 'Speed's Performance Plus'
MY GALLERY
States I've Ridden in
71.3 hp 70.8 tq
1208cc 11.09:1 (Wiseco 10° Dome 10.5:1 .010 over) ,Screamin Eagle Dual Plug Heads (10° 61cc), Original SE A/C, Vance & Hines Straight Shots w/ Custom Baffles. SE 6800 ign,Dual BREMBO brakes/ Pirelli Night Dragon MU85-16 Rear - 100/90-19 Front. Progressive Springs & 412 HD 13½" Chrome Shocks, 5½" pullback riser w/ "reddtigger mount", Stebel Nautilus Compact Air horn, Kuryakyn LED tail light, Mustang Vintage Super Wide Touring Seat Chrome Tach mount w/ Stainless Tach.
Dragstrip King of the Satan's Barbers MC
Get your own 1%er name
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15th February 2009
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 4,961 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R1150R Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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15th February 2009
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: north east Kansas
Posts: 1,093 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH Sportster/Buell Year: 94 Sportster/Buell Model #2: 1200C Sportster/Buell Year #2: 03
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what do computers and blonds have in common
you don't appreciate either one till they go down
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15th February 2009
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Red Beard Cycles
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: MARY Lund, YUK !
Posts: 9,801 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH-1208 Sportster/Buell Year: 1997 Other Motorcycle Year: ALL
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how do you know a blonde was using your computer ??
There's white out on the screen..
how do you another blonde used it after her.?
There are corrections.
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15th February 2009
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Master Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: IN MY SHED IN SUFFOLK
Posts: 2,031 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 1000 Sportster/Buell Year: 1984 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XL 1200 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1993 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R80ST Other Motorcycle Year: 1984
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A blonde goes in to a computer shop to buy some curtains for her computer,
the salesman says we do not sell curtains?
The blonde gets angry and starts shouting
BUT MY COMPUTER HAS GOT WINDOWS
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RIDE SAFE
BARRY
RED BLACK AND CHROME
AND IT GETS ME HOME
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