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20th February 2009
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 4,961 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R1150R Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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$7 Sex
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse.
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment , has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave..
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house..
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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20th February 2009
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Biker
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: usa
Posts: 62 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200xlc Sportster/Buell Year: 2009
Reputation: 16
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priceless, that was awesome.
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20th February 2009
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Red Beard Cycles
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: MARY Lund, YUK !
Posts: 9,968 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH-1208 Sportster/Buell Year: 1997 Other Motorcycle Year: ALL
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Fantastic... Too funny
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You Can't Fix STUPID !
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"Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"
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MY GALLERY
States I've Ridden in
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1208cc 11.09:1 (Wiseco 10° Dome 10.5:1 .010 over) ,Screamin Eagle Dual Plug Heads (10° 61cc), Original SE A/C, Vance & Hines Straight Shots w/ Custom Baffles. SE 6800 ign,Dual BREMBO brakes/ Pirelli Night Dragon MU85-16 Rear - 100/90-19 Front. Progressive Springs & 412 HD 13½" Chrome Shocks, 5½" pullback riser w/ "reddtigger mount", Stebel Nautilus Compact Air horn, Kuryakyn LED tail light, Mustang Vintage Super Wide Touring Seat Chrome Tach mount w/ Stainless Tach.
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20th February 2009
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: On The Edge... of Scotland
Posts: 4,576 Sportster/Buell Model: 1203 XLH/Buell Hybrid Sportster/Buell Year: 1988
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20th February 2009
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Master Mechanic
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Westchester County, NY
Posts: 287 Sportster/Buell Model: 2009 Dyna Street Bob Sportster/Buell Year: 2009
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hahaha good one
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