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Old 11th February 2010
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeDPRxW0uqQ


"Hey dude"
"Yea dude?"
"Lets do half naked wheelies together on one bike!"
"What would be more fun then that!?"
"I know, and what could POSSIBLY go wrong?"
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Just imagine the roadrash on that guys back. Ouch!
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Wtf??? ......
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Old 12th February 2010
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Accurate title for the video. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Sally!!!
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Too bad there wasn't a second camera on the Mack truck behind them !! BUMP !
BUMP! Oh , Oh !
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Oh yeah! That'll tighten your dookie!!
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ouch says the squid.
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Yea, he's super cool. One word............IDIOT
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Oh shit, is right. What a couple of idiots.
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A: rub
B: poser
C: wannabee
D: knob
E: all of the above
i pick "E"

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