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24th June 2010
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Senior Master Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 4,961 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 883 Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R1150R Other Motorcycle Year: 2004
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Patience
A Texas State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'?
The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'?
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine'.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her... what is she doing'?
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails'.
Now, the trooper is totally confused.
A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ...
And nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man'?
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'.
The trooper asks: 'And her, .... what's her age'?
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.. '
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24th June 2010
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,432 Sportster/Buell Model: White Hot Denim XR1200X Sportster/Buell Year: 2011
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good one |
24th June 2010
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Senior Master Bike Builder
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: indiana pennsylvania
Posts: 2,108 Sportster/Buell Model: roadking classic Sportster/Buell Year: 01
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come over to the dark side we have cookies!
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8th July 2010
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Motorcyclist
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Outskirts of San Antonio
Posts: 1,851 Sportster/Buell Model: XL883L/1200L Sportster/Buell Year: 08 Other Motorcycle Model: Can-am Spyder RS SE5 Other Motorcycle Year: 2010
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I like it. Glad I dropped by the jokes section ... I needed the laugh. |
8th July 2010
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Springfield Tn
Posts: 10,078 Sportster/Buell Model: 1998 S= Superior Model Sportster/Buell Year: 1998
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good one !
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8th July 2010
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Drag Race Champion
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: mostly in the house, sometimes in the garage
Posts: 395 Sportster/Buell Model: XL 1200R Sportster/Buell Year: 2007
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didn't expect that! a good laugh, thanks!
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'07 XL1200R Stage 1 with Arlen Ness Big Sucker and and Wyatt Gatling slash down mufflers, H-D ECU download and SERF. Progressive springs with 7 wt.oil and 13.5" Progressive shocks with heavy duty springs, and V-Twin fork brace.
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8th July 2010
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,056 Sportster/Buell Model: 883>1200C Sportster/Buell Year: 2005
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Very, very funny!!! LOL!!!
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8th July 2010
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 3,339 Sportster/Buell Model: SXL883C Sportster/Buell Year: 2002
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11 more minutes for him to wait....
good one!
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