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26th November 2010
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XL FORUM TEAM MEMBER
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: In the country.....
Posts: 431 Sportster/Buell Model: 883 Sportster Sportster/Buell Year: 03 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XLCH 1000 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1977 Other Motorcycle Model: Road King Other Motorcycle Year: '02
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How to find Inner Peace....
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
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26th November 2010
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Dirty Old Dog
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,381 Sportster/Buell Model: 883R bored to a 900 Sportster/Buell Year: 2002 Sportster/Buell Model #2: Cushman Other Motorcycle Model: Briggs & Stratton Chopper
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It sounds like you had the munchies.
Did you finish off half a bag of weed too?  |
26th November 2010
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Just South of downtown ~ H-Town
Posts: 1,009 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 883 Hugger (SOLD) Sportster/Buell Year: 2002 Other Motorcycle Model: FXDL Other Motorcycle Year: 2003
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I spy me a half bottle of Jack Daniels on the bar that needs finishing.
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26th November 2010
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Senior Chief Harley Engineer
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,056 Sportster/Buell Model: 883>1200C Sportster/Buell Year: 2005
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Dr. Phil is the man! 
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26th November 2010
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Master Bike Builder
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: IN MY SHED IN SUFFOLK
Posts: 2,031 Sportster/Buell Model: XLH 1000 Sportster/Buell Year: 1984 Sportster/Buell Model #2: XL 1200 Sportster/Buell Year #2: 1993 Other Motorcycle Model: BMW R80ST Other Motorcycle Year: 1984
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Damm, I got a half finished wall to paint!!!!
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26th November 2010
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Custom Bike Builder
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: CoCo County
Posts: 2,242 Sportster/Buell Model: Nightster Sportster/Buell Year: 2009
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Although I agree with your interpretation of what Dr. Phil said...this time..I don't usually follow his advice. I mean the guy is on his 4th or 5th wife...he can't know all that much, if he did he would still be a bachelor.
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26th November 2010
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XL FORUM LIFE MEMBER
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 13,143 Sportster/Buell Model: XL50 0596 Black Sportster/Buell Year: 2007 Other Motorcycle Model: E-Glide Other Motorcycle Year: 2003
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Sounds like good advice. Chance to get rid of my old prescriptions.
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26th November 2010
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Flat Track Champion
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 663 Sportster/Buell Model: xls roadster rigid Sportster/Buell Year: 1979
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So what if you finish everything and still no peace?
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26th November 2010
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Senior Chief Know It All 1st Class
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Arenzville
Posts: 1,189 Sportster/Buell Model: 1200c Sportster/Buell Year: 05 Other Motorcycle Model: Honda XR250r Other Motorcycle Year: 90
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hasselme0
So what if you finish everything and still no peace?
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Let the wife finish it all, then you'll either get peace, or a piece, one or the other. |
26th November 2010
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Flat Track Champion
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 663 Sportster/Buell Model: xls roadster rigid Sportster/Buell Year: 1979
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Quote:
Originally Posted by floorit
Let the wife finish it all, then you'll either get peace, or a piece, one or the other.
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Now That'advice!!
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