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Old 26th November 2010
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I am passing this on to you all because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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It sounds like you had the munchies.
Did you finish off half a bag of weed too?
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I spy me a half bottle of Jack Daniels on the bar that needs finishing.
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Although I agree with your interpretation of what Dr. Phil said...this time..I don't usually follow his advice. I mean the guy is on his 4th or 5th wife...he can't know all that much, if he did he would still be a bachelor.
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Sounds like good advice. Chance to get rid of my old prescriptions.
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So what if you finish everything and still no peace?
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So what if you finish everything and still no peace?
Let the wife finish it all, then you'll either get peace, or a piece, one or the other.
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Let the wife finish it all, then you'll either get peace, or a piece, one or the other.
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